bananas not in pyjamas

Today.. i am miss generous!! I bought goreng pisang for my dear colleagues! wahaha.. today only 4 person in office.. so quite ez to treat lah...:P
today theres old man, divorcee and tarzan, and san...

gave to them 1 each
old man: oh thank u so much
divorcee: thank you.....
tarzan: what? is this a bribe?
me: ya lah... u dun dare take?
eventually.. he stil take....

then few minutes ago.. he came to my desk and with a stern face
tarzan: so.... what did u do last week when we were in cambodia....
me: oh... i was very bz...... i tot i gave u a goreng pisang juz now already?
tarzan: ohh..... thats for it... ic... so.... last week u muz b very busy....... i can see that
me: ya... very bz.... everyday ot....
tarzan: ok.. i know last week u very bz.... but i dunno abt this week lah
me: oh... u need 1 more goreng pisang? i buy for u tmr ok?

zzzzz

wenpeda wenpeda wenpeda!

Yesterday, finally went for my long awaited chocolate fondue.... (damn.. i should have taken a picture to haolian )

Actually... my craving is long over. the craving started when i saw on tv a foodie program... and its like... 1 mth ++ ago... hahaha
but since my fren n me had made a pact to go eat.... we have to honoured our pact.... hence.....
off we finally go!
we went to swiss culture @ suntec... well.. the staff are nice.....
but then. i was suffering from minor migraine.. hence could not really enjoy the food....

we ordered a mixed grill which consist of chicken, lamb chop and potato wedges...
it was ok......... not as good as i had expected. my expectation was so damn high after seeing the number of awards it had won.. but then again... it maybe due to my migraine... lets be nice here....
i had a bite of the lamb chop, and i feel like vomiting! it got tis lamby smell.... yang shao wei.... and as my fren created "lamb bitchy smell". hehehe
yea.. i said... they shd have used a male lamb lah! not a bitchy lamb ok.. heheee

then the highlight of the nite.. choc fondue came........
oh well.. pretty good.. but.... its alrite......
total bill...$58!
me spent $30 for a not so delicious dinner.. well... i wunt go back there again...personally lah.. but i believe the food is goood! go try it! it has many awards u know! dun play play!

hmmm.... then.... took mrt home... on the train.. i kept hearing "wenpeda wenpeda wenpeda".. then i think about some1.......... hence i quickly go sms my bestmate!!! wahahaha
u see.... my bestmate roommate was msning me 1 day... and the 1st thing he said was "wenpeda wenpeda wenpeda" and asked if i understand.....
though i always hear it... but it never really register in my mind what it is... (later found out it means 999.. hehe)
and hence....... i called him... my indian prince... the prince who will give me lotsa gold and diamonds.. and make me the princesss!

So the magic code is... wenpeda wenpeda wenpeda!

wheres every1?

The impact of having no tv is so great.. that it has caused some disturbs in my sleep....
had several dreams!

1 was a good dream whereby my cable box was ok afterall! hence... i can watch tv again
2 was a nitemare.. i dreamt i grew bunches of hair on my body... its outright disgusting... imagine.. the bunch of black long hair growing on my arms... my chest!
Geez.. thank god its only a dream....

oh.. today... only tarzan in office.... another no gahmen day! hahaa.. but i muz work lah.. for i am a dedicated worker.... ok.....
gotta go work! bye!

slaveried me!

Why am i blogging at this time of the day...?
The reason is..... I got no tv to watch!!!!!
According to my paranoid mama, when she turned on the power supply, there was an explosion to the cable box. Now the cable box cant be turned on... and the technician is only free on wednesday... so.. Hello to No-TV-life!
Sigh.....

Lucky tomorrow I am going out after work... so i wont ponder so much about my beloved tv...

Anyway, today the guys are supposed to be back.. but when I reached office ... only saw ali...
then ali came over and greeted me "morning jane". he was muttering about the other guys... then he mentioned that ak got me a souvenier from cambodia... he was the only one who still remember you.
Oh.... such a sweetie.... ak is....
And even ali knows about his sweetness.. geez.. i wonder if they talked behind my back!

Then divorcee came... with a oldman-looking wooden walking stick. He was limping.. i was kinda shocked..
he had sprained his foot in cambodia.. oh man.. so suay! and guess what? the walking stick was bought by AK! Hahaha... so funny... AK is such a sweety.... the walking stick was quite cute.. theres a dragon face on the holder there..... very old man looking! hahaha

then... got a sms from ak... asking me to call him... opps! I thought.... what he want?
then he called me ... he needs a favour from me! Anyway, he asked me to help fax some stuff for him...
Then halfway through... Ali called "Jane!"
I pretended not to hear and continue to do my work.
"Jane, come here!"
Ok... so i went over....
He was busy typing an email.. and i stood there patiently waiting for his order
then he took his hp and handed over to me.. ask me to read...
I was like huh? ask me to read ur sms? huh?? what he want?
apparantly, he wanna type the whole sms to his email, and he needed *me* to read it out for him to type....
oh my god!!!! hes crazy!! why does he call me over juz to help him read sms? cant he read himself???? does he think im very freee?????
when we finished, he was like saying.. oh.. the sms is so long and so small
me laughed and said.... ya.... sooo long

ok.. then went for lunch with san.. nothign exciting.....

then ak came with tarzan after lunch... ak repeatedly thank me for helping him... hes like such a sweety...
old man asked him" so pakistan acdept u?"
ak: oh yes.. thankfully..... with the help of jane!
Seee.. he credited to me! hehee
then he said hes bought something for me, but today forgot to bring out . I asked him what it is, and he said its a surprise!
woooooo... i am looking forward to my *surprise*! but tomorrow hes goin pakistan.. dunno when he wil be back.. hope he wunt forget abt my surprise!

Ok.. then ali came over again... he asked me to go get ink cartridge from our secretary. he was muttering abt not wanna walk past somebody. I was like.. huh? u dun wanna see who?
he actually dun feel like walking past mr chin! thus he asked me to get for him! whahaha.. he is abusing his power on me!!!! he bully me!!!!
hes abit cranky today! Why? is it something that he ate in cambodia?

Anyway, my secretary got me some stuff from cambodia too! 1 tee, 1 cloth, 1 cushion cover(i guess, havent open up yet) and 1 elephant figurine... so sweet of her too!!!!!

I never had a good look at tarzan, and when he came over to disturb me.. i was like... shocked! his hair was like very long.... he got fringe! what happened tarzan???
he was saying aloud asking how come theres a mango on his table? is it from some secret admirer...? then he walked over to my desk and asked me if i know....
then after that.. he told me to go cut it... with his silly grin...
me: u go cut urself lah
tarzan: i got no time for it!
me: i also got no time!

tarzan is forever busy..... or is it he is inefficient? hehehe

my cute pouch

weasel me!

my fren juz told me "hey i got ur bag!"

I was like.... smiling and crying...
smile.. coz im goin to have this chio chio coach bag liao! yahooooooooooooo!
crying... coz $520 will be flying out of my bank account...

I dont know why... but there seems to be nobody interested in funding me at all! Why is that so? Has the society turned into such a callous 1 where nobody pity me anymore?? I mean.. hey.. im a contract staff... with no year end bonus... and i dun get to go on any company trip.... i dun have dental benefits... Why is every1 sooooo cold?????

Anyway, today I learnt that the scolding manager is leaving too! So in total, 3 person's last day is friday! This is quite shocking coz i never imagine that this scolding manager will leave.... came as a shock for me! Well.... I guess... mr chin is not ez to work with... who will be next?
hope not any1 from my direct dept......

Hmm.. life is soo good... nobody to watch me.. i can do anything and everything... hahaha
but i hope theres no hidden camera to spy on me.... else i think.. i will be the next in line to go! hahaha

I know i am terrible.. but.... this only happen like once per year.. so i need to treasure the rollin good times u seee...... life is short... treasure every moment....

Today went vivo for lunch.. and got my cutie hp pouch... it looks so damn cute.. and feels damn cute... coz its very cushioned... and i juz feel like touching and touching it.... feels sooo good.. and i was like holding on to it on my way home, continuously squeezing it... got some weird stares though.. they muz be thinking i am act cute aunty! hahaha
Let me describe a little... the fabric is like those of towel... its white based with yellow polka dots... and on it.. pasted a duck.. a bee.... and a flower... and theres a word saying.. Honey bee....
can u imagine???? well.. i know its better to show the pic... but i am plain lazy ok?

Ok.. then ventured to Page One.. and saw many dilbert books! Oh! i feel like getting them man!!! dilbert is funny.. i enjoy reading them!

Ok... xmas is coming... so in case ANY 1 of u out there is tryin to impress me with a pleasant xmas present surprise..... here is my wishlist....
1. Dilbert books (but dont get me way of weasel.. coz i got it already.. yawnz)
2. a soft calculator from action city... its really a soft calculator.. quite cute!
3. oh no.. i cant think of anything i want at the moment... anyway.. cash is always good lah...
in case u think i might not accept ang bao.. that is totally wrong...
angbao=red=xmas!
I welcome all big angbaos!

Freedom!

wooooooooo
today is the 1st day of my freedom!
Yes... as I blogged now, my team is in the air.... flying to.... a secret location (I shall not tell u its Cambodia for their safety)
And yes... I am trapped with juz 3 person.. 1 contract staff ( like myself) and 2 persons whose last day is this friday! Hahaha... so tell me... why did i ever turn up for work?
Well.. i would attribute it to my dedication and seriousness in performing in my job role!

Wahahahaha

Love this feeling of freedom.... love it!!! love it!!!
Am going for my super duper long lunch soon... vivo!!!!!! what time will i be back? should i bring my bag along so i can go home after lunch???

well... i would say... its not going to be an easy time for me either......
Yes, kinda stressed too.....
ok.... lunchtime soon!!!! I shall blog later! :P

boring thur

Oh man... I bought the expensive dress! $139!! And today when i go try another time, i am not sooooo keen on buying.. coz maybe bcoz its new piece.. crumpled and all.. doesnt look too good.. but then.. i reserved it.... yes.. i know i have the rights not to buy... but my heart... my heart is like bent on buying it... hence... i bought it!

Here.. have a look.. i know the picture doesnt look too flattering.. but the fit is quite good.. coz right length.. and the flowy feeling is there... plus .. look at the bead details... it is well done ritE? i guess.. if i buy any cheaper version.. the beads will drop off 1 by 1... arrrrr.. well... i cross my fingers that this wunt drop off?

Plus.. there is a piece of cloth at the front of the dress... special rite? cheap dresss wunt have it rite? having it is no problem.. but making it look nice is... expensive!
btw... it can only be dry clean... damn.. when i read the label.. i sian 1/2! pls lah.. dry what clean!!!! sigh.. i hope my 130 is well worth it man.. let me wear for few years.. then spoil ok!

(let me comfort myself pls!)

Anyway, i love xmas!!! especially shopping during xmas... the paper bags that they give... they are like sooo nice... so season greetings... so holiday.... u juz feel like laughing like this......

Ho Ho Ho Ho! Merry Xmas!!!

today... i had lunch at straits kitchen! yes.. the hyatt hotel 1... and frankly, i wunt ever go back there again! I think i can find all the food in hawker centre.. why pay such a premium to eat there? I mean.. the food is not sooooooo yummilicious... its not bad.. but ... not to the extent of WOW!!!!! liao lui!

But anyway, today lunch is paid for by company lah.. lucky man.....

hmmm... well.. nothing interesting happen today....

hardworking me

today... i worked very hard too....

today, suddenly have good feelings with my boss again... think maybe he is touched by my effort ... hehehe but then... i kena another task to do.... today spent whole day piaing it... havent finish.. tmr will continue... its a task ordered by ali! so mikey is quite kanchiong abt this...

however, since ali is not around... mikey went off early again!!! at abt 4.... n by rite.. i shd be sneaking off latest by 530.. but no.. i stayed til abt 610 today... while i was working .. i think to myself.. how i wish i stil got 4 more hours to work on...

WHAT!!!!??? am i out of my mind? gahahahaha seee... capricorn are born hardworking... last time.. i was just acting lazy... hehe

and then.... i got a sms from ak... he asked me how is my day without govt.....
at 1st, i did not reply him coz i was bz working, hence never check my hp....
then later he sent another msg to ask if i am awake... and we exchanged some messages.... hope i wunt kena international charge? Hmmm... what is he thinking? he also mentioned that he is having dinner alone... and having a person to sms makes the dinner better... i feel like asking him... why dun msg ur wife then?

hmmmmm... what is he trying to do????? and how shd i react???? I dont know... i really dont know if i should continue be friendly.. coz afterall.. he is a married man, and also a aunty killer! He might just kill me anytime!

coach me!

today... last day of my mikeyless day... tomorrow, he will be back.. sobzzzz.... hope he wunt disturb me!

Today i worked quite hard too.... was working til so engrossed when at abt 11.45am, tarzan knocked on my cubicle and commanded me to go lunch.... ya.. hes always this arrogant MCP man!

Ok.. fine.... we went vivo....

In the car, I asked tarzan ...
Me: hows ur hk trip?
Tz: hmmm... not bad.....
divorcee: actually jane is asking why u never buy souvenier for us?
me: oh.. james know me the best
tz: i travel so often.... that i dont get souvenier liao... unless go very long....... etc
ak: then you should buy her lunch as compensation...
tz: ok.. no problem... what do you all want to eat?

And yes... we went asian kitchen, and got a free lunch again! hahaha

this tarzan is really a very impatient guy.. he quickly take orders... and when the waitress come get the order chit from us... he said...快去快回
crazy fellow! but tis is funny! hahaha

ak is still the sweetest.. he will ask if i can reach.. and took some stuff for the girls...

Tz suddenly say : wah.. now you n ak very good hor... like buddy now.....
me: of coz... we are cubicle mate now what

wahahahaa... i wonder what is he thinking.... anyway, tarzan is in very good mood today.. and he kept talk and talk... nonsense and all... everything..... maybe coz his boss is not around... hehehe

after our lunch, we went candy empire and toastbox to get some kopi. divorceee get all of us coffee! so nice of him...

then this tarzan start blabbering again... abt what kinda high class choco he eat... it has to be fresh.. he said those in candy empire are not chocolate.. they are juz candies....

wah say.. this guy.... damn yaya !

then while waiting for kopi, a fly flew near tarzan, then san commented "see.... u attract all the flies"
me: oh too bad it is not a bee.....
tarzan smiled and say... ok....................

then we went back... in the car... this tarzan talked alot again..... but before that, he said he wanna sleep liao...
tz: wake me up at 530...
me: no lah... 525.... u still need to go toilet
every1:laugh.... orrrrr.... thats what u always do!
tarzan: ooh.. no wonder always 515... i see.... u not at ur desk! hahahah

then asked me n san which schools we from .. and talked abt him... he was from boy school and say abt how he sian his 1st convent girl... etc... and he said now he is experienced and become complacent.

I feel like i havent knock off at 530 for very long liao. so at 530, i ran off.... wanna go coach boutique to see my bag.... Ok! decided to buy the bag.. coz i looked sooooo good with the bag! carry in hand= perfect.
Sling over shoulder=perfect....
this bag is simply mine! it is soooo me!!! it suits me sooooo much! i have no choice but... to buy it....
oh....$520...... flying away.....

then i went to see clothes.... alamak! spotted a dress which cost 139!!! i love it, and i THINK it looked rather nice on me (unless the mirror is a cheater!).... but it is soooo exp!!!
hence... i decide to reserve it... for 3 days...
I will cool down and think about it...
139 leh!!! but i can wear to joelyn rom, regina rom... and a weddding dinner next july...... so.. do u tink its worth it? hahaha
should i? or should i not? shouldnt i supposed to be saving $? sigh......

monday kinda blue

Today... I worked til 7pm! 1st time that I come out of office, it is dark.....

was very slow in doing things.. and very messy.... but very glad mikey is not in office... hes on biz trip... but then, he msn me to ask for the report too.. stressed.. i kept giving him false promise.. ok.. tmr die die i will submit the report to him!

actually... today i quite hardworking liao.. chatted very little, and kept working.... well.... thats how work is supposed to be rite?

In the morning, when divorcee came (as he had switched off his power supply from my side), he said " jane, can i ask a favour from you?"
Me: No!
AK (chup 1 leg): of coz not... u think u r me meh... hor?
Me: Ya lor.....
divorcee: can u turn me on????
wahahahahahahahaa.. so funny.... sometimes words are just so fun to play about...

And ali for no reason.... suddenly walked in front of me... then he was like nothing to do, so he said "hi jane..... u r jane chong right? that 1 jane yee.. so many janes around"
huh????? so? what?

Anyway, today... had lunch with AK, divorcee and.... ali!!!!!! we were planning to visit ximen and brandon during lunch time.... and waited for ali to finish his meeting. then later he come tell us that he had visited already... but then, we went for lunch together 1st... i was skeptical about going lunch with ali.. i thought it will b much stressful.... but lucky!! hes quite nice! he talked quite alot... and had this kind smile which i seldom see in office.. ok.. hes not that bad afterall! hehehe

i bought this mee soto.... and they all exclaimed what a small bowl... actually.. its such the bowl which is small... there is lotsa mee inside... really....

then this AK is sooo kind, and kept saying to order something else for me... in the end, we ordered murtabak, but shared among us lah....

then we went to see ximen... hahaa... brandon baby was sleeping all the way... i cant really recall if i have seen such a tender small baby anot... hes like only... 3 days old? soooo small! and soft... i really dun dare to touch him much, i fear i pressed too hard on him....

haha.. ximen was saying he has elvis presley sideburn! wahahha... and he has inherited ximen 's dimple! wahhaha so sweet... the couple looked so blissful and happy.... really happy for them!!!!! i think brandon will grow up to be a naughty boy like his daddy! hahaha

hope tomorrow, wont get any msg from mikey! i will do my work and hand in accordingly... pls spare me the pain!!!!!

Nitemare

Yesterday nite.. i had a horrible horrible dream... a nitemare in fact....

I dreamt I got a call from my mama... and she told me... theres a death in the family! ur daddy is dead!!!

i remembered i was feeling soooo freaky!!! and i cant stop bawling away. I just kept crying and tell myself impossible... then i asked my mum.. how u know he is dead??

his body is cold and he is very pale!

gosh.. then i rushed my way home..... and just kept crying and crying ... the thought of not seeing my dad anymore was like sooo real......

I am really really glad that its just a dream. I woke up and found myself in bed, i was like praying.. thank god.... i cant afford to lose any of my family, or friends.... i want them all in my life.... irritating or loving... is ok... as long as they are still breathing...


now that i am awake, i kept replaying the scene of the dream... oh man.. its scary....

i think why i dreamt such a thing has got to do with what happened earlier yesterday. I was outside still drinking with my fren, when i suddenly got a call from my mama..
she told me my dad is drunk again.. asked me to faster go home... she scared he will fall down like last time. Ok, i freaked alittle, and quickly made my way home...

When i got home, ok.. everything is fine.. every1 is safe... but my dad's goldfish died! And my mama was telling me... when the fish die... i know something bad is going to happen....

with that, i freaked too...

But am glad my daddy is fine.... but some people just never learn from their lessons huh? 9 stitches on the head, and still not scare..... what does he want so that he will never drink so much again? A little is fine..., but drink til so drunk... whats the point??? I really dont understand....

well... i just pray that my mama, papa bro, sis in law and every1 is safe and sound and happy... that is my simple wish....

brandon is here!

just now, i received an sms from AK.... brandon lim is here!!!

Wait.. who is brandon lim? hahaha.. its my ex neighbour son! He is born today! what a day! 11/11/2006... hahha... feel happy for him.. i can just imagine the silly smile on his face when he carry the baby! hahaha

AK is nice enough to inform me.. unlike my mikey boss... AK is soooo nice....... and i told him to count me in for any present for brandon! hehe.. hope i have a chance to go see him... hope they will suggest going on monday! hehe seriously... i never been to the hospital to see new born babies b4.. it would be good!

ok... today, i went out at 12!!! its a rare sight... usually 12, i will be slumped in front of tv, and catching shows like i never watch tv for 1 week! hehe.. but today, my sec sch good frens asked me out, so i decide to give them face... hence made the effort to go out... anyway, we r supposed to meet at 12... and i reached at 1... but.. i can say.. i made an effort liao!

and it rained almost whole day.. shucks! made me brave through the rain...
oh well.. got myself ... a skirt, a wallet and some skincare thingy.. hmm.. guess abt 150 gone!

Went to see coach wallets... but... oh man! nothing is good for me! lucky i visited the boutique b4 askin my fren to buy from US.. i would have regret big time!
Anyway, i think their wallets doesnt suit me.. but i saw bags which i am tempted to buy!
Should i??? convert to S$ will be abt 520.... hmmm...
520 leh!! i can buy how many cheapo bags!!! but.... coach leh... singapore is selling it at 749!!! 200 cheaper!!! why not huh?
but 520 leh!!!!!! let me strike 4d tmr...... then i will confirm buy!

or any kind soul who is willing to buy it for me? maybe each can contribute like $100... and i will need 5 such kind soul.... the balance of $20... sigh.. i will foot myself...

Quick!! Do a good deed and next time you will go heaven!

haha

Today, I finally recovered from my PMS! Phew... feeling much much better... maybe its the break I had yesterday too... no wonder people say.. taking a break is to walk a longer distance. Its True!!! u will have your thoughts straighten out and be positive again! hahaha.. but then.. i promised myself not to take anymore MCs for the rest of this year! Jia you jane!!!

And also plus the fact that my boss was not around when I reached office...I can breath easier...
but when i reached my desk, saw him leaving notes for me to change the report... then i quickly get down to work... ok.. quite productive.... at least improve alot on the report...

Oh btw, I got a new neighbour now. AK is my new neighbour

then juz b4 lunchtime, he came! Suddenly my breathing encounter difficulties again! hahaha stressed! but think he did not blame me, or he has forgiven me...

ok, i will work hard ok!!

But lunchtime, left only Ak and me! So Ak jio me go for lunch. Initially he suggested marina south! but as it was goin to rain soon, we changed our destination to tiong bahru lor mee! its a ulu coffeeshop which sell this lor mee... which is quite good! I like it! Of coz this AK insisted on paying for it, though i already took out the money to pay. He told the guy " dun take the $ from xiaojie!" wahahhaa.. i wonder when will he get sick of treating me lunch? Well... i hope never lah! hehehe

Halfway through the meal, it started to rain... and he was like very concerned abt me getting hit by the rain.. kept asking if its alrite with me... haha... of coz i am alrite.. im an easy going person... a few drops of rain wunt kill me! :P

When we were abt to go, it really start pouring. This lor mee stall people then offered us an umbrella! and they said no need to return. oh man! they are soooo nice right? like kampong style.... every1 is fren fren! So, we took the brelly and walked to AK's car. Quite erm... lomantic huh? fancy us sharing umbrealla under the heavy rain!

Then suddenly boss shoot another task to me! But i am glad abt that task... coz quite simple! hahaha but due to my retarded pc, i coulnt really finish it in office. Then divorceee ask if im goin home! bingo! free ride! hence i bring my lappy back...

juz finished the work! Yeaa... why am i so onz now? hehehe..

Today, its like such a pampered day! Fre lunch! Free ride home... what more can I ask for!?
I can only say... glad weekend is here!!!

MC Queen

today... i took mc again.. i am really becoming this chao keng mc queen...

well.. not exactly.... if you notice, i have been suffering from pms these few days.. feel damn damn lousy! Yesterday, brought work home to do.... and i did til 3am!! can you believe it? well.. ok... i admit i wasnt concentrating initially.. but later, i got the hang of it....

So...... took mc..........

yesterday, coincidentally, my fren sms to ask if im interested in relief teaching in her school.. wow.. i am really tempted... some people juz have this chemistry... her offer was like just the right timing! But... i am not sure if i should make the move.... well... i will try to survive 1st....... i cant be so weak! i must be brave !! nothing come easy...... buck up!!!

then juz now... AK sms me... asking how i am.. and said i must be too excited about him moving over... thats why i was sick
hahahaa... what a joker... but hes quite sweet right... at least.. he bother to ask .... oh well.. i was nice to him in the 1st place too lah!

Jane for SALES!

Yes... who wants to buy me??
(Attaching my best pic to date to attract more buyers!)

I am so sick of working, and really wish some1 will buy me back as a wife, and let me be a housewife....

I can help out in SOME houseworks... will obey hubby... will smile and be pleasing to you.... will get out of your sight if u want to..
Will be sweet to you if you want me to. just give me alot of $, and i will always buy a small gift for you.. i wunt swallow all the $!
Also, want children? I can... U know they always say big ass can produce more kids? Its your day man!!! Lucky you!!
With sufficient painting on my face, I do look pleasant...:P

I really wish some1 would support me, so i wunt have to work.. i really hate working.... if only i dun need to work...

so how? lelong lelong? Any takers??? I am not too expensive..... pls contact me for further proceed.


Oh well.. today.. i having pms.. feeling down down down! And pulling a long face... and all food doesnt taste good... and all things seems sianz to me.. worse is... my work counterparts dun cooperate with me! sobz.. really feel like calling it a day man!!! Sent 3 reminders... and still.. dont know what to say man!
And today.... tarzan very dao!!!! It seems like hes a different person from yesterday! When I asked him "not having lunch", he just gave me an impatient nod... ok lah.. i think he was bz drafting email.. so fine!!!!! I AM NOT ANGRY!!!! YOU GO AHEAD AND EMAIL LAH!!! work more important ok!!!! cant be bothered!
wooo....

Finally it was time to go home... imagine my joy... oh well... i was still suffering from pms lah.. so cant be anything too happy....

oh ya... just now saw my ex neighbour ximen in smoking area.... and chatted with him awhile... i missed this guy man.... and he seemed so sianz to be in his new dept... and i told him Ali asked AK to move beside me.. then he said no wonder AK is sick! he is having high fever, must be bcoz hes moving beside me, he cant sleep.. thats why sick!
Wahahahaa... my funny neighbour....

So, after work, i decided to sms AK

Me: heard you having high fever.. dun fret leh.. ok la, i wont demand d lunch from u anymore.. dont stress... Haha take care! recover soon...

FL: Thnx.. I knew all along u r concerned abt me but didnt say earlier only ah. Fever has subsided but still feeling very week. Will b back to office tomolo, c u !

me: This kind of thing... u know i know can liao lah. Cant be too obvious mah.. Haha! Ok.. cya tmr...

FL: Ya lor, better keep it discreet if not people jealous of u ah!

me: excuse me, supposed to be jealous of u, not me. U r really sick! haha go rest la!

FL: Thnx for d compliment... And u r right, i AM SICK now u know!

me: Ya i know... thats why i am nice to u mah. ;-D

Ak: Wow... Lucky me!

Opps... am I flirting???

yahooo... and sigh...

Today would have been a wonderful day... if only....
my boss didnt stressed me....

early in the morning, he ask if he can have the reports....
1. aging report... ok.. this 1 can give him
2. mvc report.... cant lah!! the countries are supposed to submit tomorrow, so how can i give him the report???
sigh.... why he anyhow ask me for thing... will affect me 1 u know.. i got so stressed!

Then i submitted the aging report to him
1st time: hey... can u highlight those shared skus
2nd time: hey can u arrange ......
then i realised i 4got to delete some stuff, and he had already emailed out to the people...
sigh... i could feel that he gotten impatient with me.... i wish i aint that blur....

anyway... hope tomorrow will be a better day.. pls pray for me!!

ok... enough abt sad things..... the happy thing is.... today is an orrr eeee orrr day! tarzan swinging around me!! wooohooo.... today every1 not around... except him...
then ali told us theres lunch in the meeting room and told us to go take...
I was like thinking... how nice if tarzan can go get the lunch for us.... coz it seem so yaogwee for me to barge into the meeting room demanding for a free lunch! especially... with mr chin inside!

then.... tarzan really brought the lunch box out for us!!! wooooo great mind thinks alike????

then later.. he sat down with us and chatted... 1st time have tis kinda long and calm chat with him.... hes quite a nicey to chat with.....

then later... at abt 4+... he walked over to my desk and asked what am i doing! my 1st thought was... damn... is he going to ask me to help him do things?
but no.... he was juz there to chat with me! woooooo score point again!
he chatted abt his quota.. his ever increasing quota... his "expertise"...

then later awhile, he came over again with his lappy... ok.. this time is really got work for me to do liao!
but actually he came over to ask me some excel thingy... hahaha... i almost helped him, but what i did wasnt what he wan...

sigh.. im sooo useless.... bloody airhead.. no substance.....
Sometimes i wish i wasnt dealing with these kinda excel lah... numbers lah.. i really am bad in them! And i will always blame myself internally that i cant help..... it may not show, but i really hate my incapability sometimes....

u know what, sometimes ... i missed cpf..... at least my talent there can be shone.... i think my bosses there quite appreciate me, and i can cope there... at least its not those excel, data... etc... something which i can handle better... and i have 5 staff under me! and i am enjoying good relationship with them..... sigh.. if only there wasnt any offers from mikey in the 1st place..
i missed the simple people there.... they are people my level.....can communicate easier.....

oh well.. life is too short for regrets.... let me count down to my 9 months more of my contract..... and hope my tomorrow will be good! Mikey, pls forgive me!!! and love me more!!!

am i in danger?

Today... is quite an interesting day...

When I went office today, only tarzan was there... subsequently old man came... and nobody else....
then later... ali came... and he ask me where is mikey
Me: hmm.. i think hes working from home.. not sure...
Ali: I ....( cant catch him ).... ass!
Me: I think lah.. he never tell me... but he did send out email in the morning
Ali: did he send me?
Me: I think so....

Awhile later, Ali decided that AK is going to move beside me (my new neighbour! Argh!) and asked me to tell them to move by Today!
But I never go tell them coz it seems funny to have me instructing them to move... luckily, old man was kpo enough to go tell AK
Then Ak walk to my place and said " I got a good news to tell u"
Me: I already know the bad news"

Then... lunch time came... and AK came over and said : PLease join us for lunch, please. tarzan is coming to fetch us out
Wahahhaa.... he is abusing the term "please"!
Hence, I joined them...
We went vivo vity carl jr... coz old man feel like eating hamburger. When we reached there, there was long queue.... and ak was like suggesting to go elsewhere... and this tarzan refused. oooh.. what a leo! Once decided, wunt change... hence they queued to have the burgers..

Oh man.. today lunch was funny.. as in really funny! lotsa jokes by AK and old man.. old man is really a joker! and his jokes are damn funny...
Example 1:
Q:Why do moth fly with their legs open?
A: look at the size of the mothballs

Example 2
Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A: Yes
*A white horse fell into mud and got dirty*

Example 3
Tweety took viagra and turned into big bird in sesame street

Example 4
Chinese is so hard to grasp.. so ambigous... you see "这个桥很难过" means what? The bridge is very sad?
Wahahahhaa

hahahaa... there are lotsa more jokes, but i cant recall all... but really got me laughing all the way....
And dont know what they talking... then old man said :Jane, any time you want to sue them for sexual harrassment, I am glad to be your witness.
Hahhaa..... Gosh! Old man is soooo funny!!!!

Then we went back. Oh ya, btw, tarzan drove! I finally sit in his mini car! hahaa and his driving is damn terror! He drive very fast and reckless... quite scary.. and he is sooo impatient.... oh my god... he is really a hot tempered guy man. But today he finally wear less formal... a shirt n pants (without tie). Looks quite cute!

Btw, another free lunch from AK.... :O

I went off at abt 4... coz got a wedding dinner tonite.... The wedding was beautiful... i love the pictures they took... very nice.. the ballroom is nice too... the bride is pretty too... you really gotta be slim to look nice as a bride.... oh god.... i better start slimming down so i can get married soon!:P
Half way through the dinner, I got a sms from AK.
AK:Suddenly it occurs to me dat i tot i dozed off in chris' car... i think i fell onto you... did i?
Me: Haha yes... u finally wake up ?
AK: Yes, i suddenly realise. I'm so sorry abt dat jane... lucky i did not collect lunch money from u... to ease my guilt ;P
Me: ooh... tat only worth a lunch? sad....
AK: shucks! I tot i could get away with dat! ok lah ok lah we go candle light lunch restaruant of your choice ok?
Me: haha ok.. u said that... i shall go find a restaurant worth my price! Hehe.. u better start sweating and prepare:P
AK: U hear soemthing? its the sound of my legs trembling! ok lah on lah! U find d place, i'll take the damage ;)

Then I decide not to reply him anymore.... oh man! is there a hidden agenda?? I dont know.... how shoul I actually behave in front of him.....
hes a seasoned aunty killer, or put it nicely, ladies man... hes sooo smoooth that he can sweep girls off their feet... hope i wunt kena sweep....
hmmmm... dangerous!!!

whatever will be, will be

Just now I was watching a HK drama show... showing a mother who died of cancer... She has a son who is blind, and she did not seek treatment for her cancer so that she can die faster, hence give her son her corneas faster..... due to some misunderstanding, the son was angry with the mother for 20 years++. It was only when he can see, then he realised the mistakes he had done... but too late... the mother is gone...
very touching huh??? i tried sooo hard to contain my tears just now...

Then my friend told me... his teacher died of cancer...

Why on this earth do we have such a illness call cancer? it's terrible huh? Especially those which have contracted it due to suayness (dont say about those smokers who got lung cancer coz they deserve it ). Why?? why did god create such a thing call canceR? to punish people? but why????

Anyway, our treasure the present.... coz its the most precious moment of our life...

Just now I saw this phrase " Every1 makes mistake. Thats why a pencil always have an eraser on top."
True.... We must be able to erase the mistake, and improve on the stuff... agree?

Well.. today the 1st day of November... oh gosh... year end is here..... time really flies... in 2 more mths, i will be 27!!! What have I achieve in my life so far? Nothing.... sometimes i really like to be happy go lucky like now... but I only live once... life is short... should i continue slacking my life away? When the day I have to die, what will I be thinking?
I am happy to live my life like this...
I wish I had done this done that.....

Well... I dont know..... dont think!

I not sure if I am lucky or suay? Yesterday went for lunch with friend A, and she fell down. Today went for lunch with friend B, and she fell down too!
Was it that I am supposed to fall, and they were there to overtake my suayness?
Or was it, I am suay and "cursed" them to fall?
Tomorrow, I dont dare to jio people out for lunch! I dont wanna make people fall anymore, and I also dont wanna be the person who fall.... bless every1 not to fall down!

Oh man, all of the sudden, I felt dizzy... sometimes I wonder... Do i have brain tumour?

A little update of my office...
I got no more cubicle mate... my beloved neighbour had moved away... really kinda sad... today in the morning, he came to his desk to pack few more things.. then he said " im goin... take care"
It's like.... so... sad....
yes, we might still see each other in office.. but its different... he will no longer disturb me.. sobbie....
I havent have lunch with them since.... last thursday... hehehe... they might really think I am scare of them..... Well, hope tomorrow we will do lunch together....
Today they had tis major meeting, hence never see much of them..... never even lay my eyes on tarzan for 2 seconds today! Only saw him for a second when he walked past. He was wearing spec! He doesnt look impressive with specs....

This AK... as always, mr nice guy.... Food was catered for the meeting... Suddenly, he took a cup of lime juice for me. and he said "PLS join us for teabreak later!" He said PLEASE!!! Why must please? hahaha Hes really a very sweet guy.... tooo sweet for comfort...
Also, just now I walked past him, and we sort of exchange greetings.... Well... I am not sure if I have heard correctly, but i thought i heard "Hi Janey!"
If i aint wrong.... HUH??? Janey!!??? we very close meh!
If I am wrong.. haha! i am deaf! :P