it's him!

Woo! I suck!!!!

I mean.. my driving totally suck!!!

Today went for the driving simulator lesson where we are supposed to drive in a simulated road environment, and I had accidents 3 times!!! The 1st guy kena once, and the lady behind me was accident free! And me.... 3 times!!!

When I get out of the "car", the instructor asked if I feel giddy. I thought he was trying to be funny, hence I mumbled : i should be dead now.

Then later, when the 3rd girl came out, he asked her the same question. It was then then I realised... opps! That question was directed specifically at me! hehehe.. me and my big mouth!

After the DS, I was very demoralised. 3 accidents! Waaahoooo... I should jolly well be killed already! Am I not suitable for driving? Why did I go learn it? I could have used that sum of $ to go for holidays!

Then followed by my practical lesson. I purposely avoided that lim cc coz i wanna learn my circuit in peace...
But when I went to print the slip, I saw car 134. Phew.... safe.. never kena him..... hey... let me see who is my instructor. Then I shifted my glance at the instructor name. My jaws dropped! My eyeballs fell out!
LIM CC!!!!
How could it be him!! The computer stated its another group! How come it's him again!

Gosh! As much as I like to challenge him, but I don't want him to stress me in my circuit. I mean... parking.. all those stuff.. very tough leh....

Sigh... blame it on my luck...

Oh well, he wasn;t too bad today. In quite a good mood.. or should I say... maybe he really like the specky me! He was rather patient with me... though I made many many silly mistakes! I was so blur as to where to reverse, steer left or right! Kalang Kabor all the way!!!
He even said a humane sentence: u r not the only person who is blur. many students are like this...
I almost cried upon hearing this... why is he sooo, sooo.. nice to me!

Anyway, he's not that bad lah.. maybe the 1st time i kena him, he was really in a bad mood.. hence the fiery self. Soft spoken, encouraging, straight to the point... maybe today is the last time I am under him (which I hope, and dont hope too) coz bbdc gonna revamp its instructor grouping. But he did asked me when is my next lesson. Hence I told him tomorrow at 210. Hope he dont stalk me tomorrow again! I need a normal instructor to impart me the highly unachievable parking skills.

Anyway, gotta get my brain up together. I realised tat I have been giving my brain a good long rest that now, i find it hard to process information. I need to stimulate my brain.... But how???
Give me some brain teasers! Or maybe, I should stop watching those low intellectual shows like simpsons....:(

And you know why I am feeling down, low, ugly, fat, stupid, brainless... blah blah blah.......

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simpsonised me

I am now a big big fan of Simpsons!

Their crude jokes... the nutcase Homer.. that i am beginning to talk like him!

That day I went Kim Gary for lunch and I ordered Nissin noodles coz I saw many customers there eating with an elatiable face. I thought it should be good. When the noodles came and i tasted it... the 1st thing which came out from my sexy mouth was....BOOOORINGGGGGGGG
Exactly in Homer tone! Exactly like how Homer will say if he tasted this noodles.

It was simply instant noodles with some additional ingredients, but it doesn't taste good at all! Hello people! Why do u mislead me like this????? Why do u look like you have enjoyed the noodles? Instant noodles! U sickening bunch!

naggots!

Nag nag nag! 1 thing I hate in this world is NAGS!

And 1 certain some1 who is really doing a great job in this... my mum!

She nags that I dont tidy up my room, leaving all my books on the floor, and all my plastic bags lying around. Why can't I keep the bags? And I don't let her tidy up too?

Relax relax! I will do it when I feel like doing it. No use nagging at me. Being an iron teeth, the more you ask from me, Haha! The more I won't do it.

Right in her face.

She came to my room with that look and asked me why I leave the books and bags all over, then went out of my room.
I went out to have a drink immediately, then.... I threw myself into my bed, and continue slacking away. I wanna show her that she don't have any power on me! Nobody can force me to do anything I don't want! So don't come and rape me ok!
Opps.. out of topic....

Anyway, yes i have all the good intentions to tidy up my room during this break, coz i read from my fengshui books that a clean and tidy room will allude good fengshui. Now I am starting to think that these books has a conspiracy with all mothers for superstitious people like me! To force us to clean up our room!!!

Yes, I will clean up mny room when I get back from drivin lesson later ok? which is about 540... and after I go westmall for a little walk.. maybe til 7? after my dinner and tv.... 11pm?
Opps! Too late for housework!!

unblock me!

My god!
Half of my holiday is gone!!! Why does good times always zoomed past?
It's not like my holiday is going off.... even the year is slipping away!
Goodbye 2007! (sobzzz) Hello 2008!! (Yahooo!!!)
Fine... I am turning older too... from late 20s to quite late 20s real soon! Yup! My birthday is coming soon!! I shall not be too obvious in my hint that my birthday falls on 18th Jan 08. Of course, I always welcome pressies.. and more pressies!

Ok.. let's talk abt my well deserved 1 week SHORT break.. though right now, i am nursing a.. blocked nose! Yup! Having difficulties in breathing and i feel that I inhaled more air than I actually need, which made my whole body felt so bloated.. so air tight! Oh! Is that the migraine coming up?? For godness sake, xmas last 12 days ok!!! this is only the 2nd day!

Anyway, I seriously don't think there is enough time to stone til I am sick of it.. not yet!

Went for those post xmas sales yesterday.. And I wonder why every1 else is there at orchard too! Don't you guys have to work??? I mean.. Hello!!! If my company don't have this forced leave thingy, I would be at work! Don't understand how some people can be soooo lazy! tsk tsk!
Anyway, the crowd at EVERYWHERE made me sooo lethargic.. everywhere is people and people in the queue. I was rather pissed hence i pushed my way through and refused to budge. Hello! If you wanna get past me, u tilt urself and get past! Don't expect me to make way for u.... I am a baddy ok!

Anyway, haul for yesterday:
2 bags! SALES!!!
1 top! SALESSS!!!
1 calendar! 50% off!!!
1 pocket planner and 1 big chio planner! 50% off too!!!
(p/s: check out the calendars @ borders! 50% off leh!!!)
1 book! Of coz... it's sales item!!!
1 pair of sandals! Sales!! and its red! my current fave color for its auspicious-ness!

And I was beated when I reached home. I am so so tired!! Shopping can kill eh? and it certainly is fataly harmful to my bank account....

And of course, lotsa driving lessons this week... though the max i can get is 3 days. 3 days of off peak lesson charges=$30 savings= more shopping!

Now you know why I didn't go travelling this holiday. I need to stay in singapore to make sure that I enjoy those savings I can get from my shopping.

It's savings in the long term... eh..... isn't it??

Good time Planner

My schedule

Sat: slack at home! Hello Dvds! Hello Books!! Hello Stoning! Hello to everything that is time wasting! I am home!!!
p/s: Simpsons and Little Britain is kick ass good!!

Sun: Maybe KTV, shopping.... (my shawl!! More Simpsons!)

Mon, Driving, shopping, movie

Tues: dunno... Merry Xmas!

Wed: Driving, and bum at home

Thu: adventure around Singapore. Botanical Gardens, Airport, and other places which I havent been for the past 5 years. Or havent been there before. With my camera, and acting like a tourist! Well, juz hope it doesnt rain. ALONE!

Fri: Driving, movie, shopping

Sat: dunno

Sun: dunno

Mon: my besties wedding. whole day affair!

Tues: Mourn for work at home to restart.... sobz

Wed: The unbearable

Long time no blog!

Yipeeee!!!!
It's here!!! No more work til next year! Yahooooo!!!!!

Anyway, why am i not bloggin as frequent as I should? Lazy? Nay!!! Is that the impression you have of me?? That I am a lazy bum???? Oh Puleazzeeee!!!!

It's bcoz I am thrifty!
Huh? What?

Hehe.. you see, recently I had downgraded my internet plan to flexi surf, which I can surf net unless I log on and pay. Hence I am like trying to restrict myself, saving money... hence..... anyway, i always wanted to blog.. but the 3 hours (PAID) is too precious to be spent blogging...

Anyway, here I am!!!

Recently, I discovered i am quite a challenger, enjoys having some mental challenges... and like to conquer and be conquered!

Today, tz "scolded" me, and i was enjoying the scolding! Hahaha.... yes, i am cheapskate...

They were going out for lunch and asked me along, but i hesistated coz i was on half day.
tz: why u on half day?
me: dont know... u dun have meh?? why? u cant finish ur work is it??
tz (put up a stern face and barked): DONT BE RUDE!
so funny!!! and i replied him: Happy new year!!

I will only be seeing the guys next yeAR. Will certainly miss them, alittle... if i have time left which is not used bumming around... hehe

Ok, time for my xmas pressies tally
mikey:damn delicious pineapple tarts
ali: crabtree cookies
old man: sins choco
tz: nail cutter (haha!)
james: tee
Sang: Anna Sui pouch(with perfume)
marge: cedele cookies
finance ger: doggy soft toy
finance boy: a pouch
fren: candies

hmmm.. thats all? thats all the pressies I got? I thought I was popular? No?
sigh.......... anyway, the collection is still opened... u can always donate generously to the pressies magical happyness box!!! (Big smile!)

Anyway, back to the topic of being conquered... I met that devilicious driving instructor last week! I was devastated! How my heart almost missed a beat when I see his name, and when i see him standing beside the car... oh my god~ I was praying in my heart... god bless me!
But I was convincing myself to stand up against him!!! He dun scare me!! I am gonna drive real well today! I will give him no chance to be annoyed with me! Oh well, i am the customer after all... if he offended me, i am gonna complain!
Hehehe....

But.... miracles happen!!! Either
1. He is in good mood
2. My driving skills has picked up to his satisfaction
3. He is attracted to nerdish girls (coz i was wearing spec!)

I think its the combination of all! Hehehe
Actually, hes quite soft spoken (but stern). Once, when a vehicle cut my lane, he horned the vehicle for me! Soooo manly!!!! I like men to be manly!! It's sooooo...... sexy!!!

He can joke 1 ... once i drove too fast over the hump, and he exclaimed :ouch!
haha...
and once i was day dreaming, and the light turn green.. he looked at me and asked me: what r u waiting for?
And he kept urging me to step on my accelerator hard!

Now, i am even lookin forward to having him as my instructor, to see if i can challenged him further... He's not that bad... afterall... I hope......

See!!! Maybe I'm like those people who like to be tortured...
I enjoy being scolded! Am i crazy???????

spendaholic is Me!

Yawnz.. sigh... monday is coming soon again.... work work work.... wake up early and stoned in the ice cold office again.... without some of my beloved colleagues (ie tz who is in zurich!), in xmas mood and hence no mood to work anymore... how i wish i can go for a holiday too!!!

hmmm... maybe.... batam... sobz..... malacca?

oh well.. how was my weekend?

Yesterday I went to watch The Golden Compass.. well, it was an ok show... but there are further parts to await...
And yesterday, I did a habitual thing again... ie. spend money!!!

Bought an Armani watch at the fossil sales. It costed me $180, which is somewhat unacceptable to me. But upon seeing the original price being $475, my knees went soft. I have to get it!!! I have to!! I really have to!

And it's like only 1 piece left, so i faster chop it!!!

Why did i say habit? Well, it sort of become a habit to me to spend money like water recently.... I shuddered to think abt my credit card bills which is due for arrival anytime soon!

Genting trip... signed 100++
luxasia sales... signed 479!
shisheido sales... signed 100
Borders sales... signed abt 200
Last but not least, my branded ARMANI watch... 180!
Plus those tiny weeny bits...

I hope some1 will cocked up the bills and some people will pay for my bill, and i will get a bill of $20!
hehehe... i pray!!!

ooooeeeooooeeeooooo

when we reached toastbox, and saw tz and ben in the queue, I was thinking.. wah so lucky! just in time for them to take our orders!

But the minute tz saw us, he started to tekan us... he wanted us to queue up and order, and he wanna test our memory coz its like 7 cups of different orders

me: for wat? got pay increment anot?
tz: u stop! listen to me 1st
me: got pay increment anot? dun have then dun say lah!
then he started blabbering all the orders and specify tat he wan teh c siew dai.
So i purposely repeated... oh.. u wan teh c!
then he gave me that dagger stare and repeated teh c siew dai
me: okok.. i know u wan teh c.....
tz: if i kena diabetes nex time, u have to take care of me ok! and i wan an otah toast. quick repeat ur orders! what side dish do i want?
me: peanut toast lor... eh... nono... u wan kaya toast... right? see... i remember 1..... oh..... sorry.. actually u wan nasi lemak with otah rite? y? lunch jiak buay ba ar???
then he was lookin at me in this amazed look... and he said: is it very funny? do i look like im jokin?
me: ya.. u got joker face leh!!!
tz: funny? am i smiling???
me: no... but i tink u look good when u smile.. so smile more..
tz: yaya....

hahaha.. it's sooo fun bickering with tz! and he was asking me to keep my tissue paper for tmr... and i asked him... so u mean.. tmr i still need to lunch with u lah? ok lah.. i keep!

awaiting for tmr round of battle with him! aaaaduuuuken!!!!

i love ducks!

I dont know whether it's due to aging or what, but i'm startin to behave and act more and more like aunties! (minus the haggering of 1 free chilli with the veggie uncle)

Recently, I became very interested in.... FENG SHUI! To be exact, 2 days ago... i was surfing the net, and somehow stumbled upon those feng shui stuff...

reading about this and that and damn! I wanted to own those stuff! Those blessing love lah, wealth, health, harmony,... watever,... everything! So interesting... come in the shape of pagoda lah, ducks lah, dragons lah, horse lah... u name it... they have almost everything! and what's worse, i am starting to appreciate Jade and Gold!! My god!

Since I am such a "go-getter", i had to satisfy my craving, hence off i went to hunt for my piece of fengshui!
Coincidentally, there's a shop @ vivo city call World of Feng Shui. Dropped by there after work and lingered around, reading all descriptions to see wats the purpose of this and that.
And I settled on this ornament, which cost me abt 50!!! I never thought i would spend this kinda money on such auspicious stuff... is it the age thing? or am i simply a spendthrift?
Anyway, heck!! Buy 1st! Talk later!

Quite pleased with my buy coz i think it looks rather cute.. and somehow, i seems to feel happier with it around... It may be working? or it maybe because I felt more hopeful with tat thing around... anyway, lets give it a cute name of lucky ducks?

And this morning, on my way to work, somehow i suddenly think: how i wish i can eat wantan mee now....
wantan mee ain't exactly my fave food. i will tend to avoid wantan mee unless its really a good 1... so having this craving is quite exceptional.

And who knows! When I reached office, tarzan came over and ask me to go breakfast with him.
tz:what shall we eat? u wan wantan mee?

I was flabbergasted! Did he mention... WANTAN MEE????

At that point of time, i was rather amused. Is my duckies working sooo well??? and damn! Has he become the man who can fulfil my dreams? Is he really gonna be my tarzan!?

So, off we went for our wantan mee.. and his talk cock session begins....

hes really quite a cute guy! totally doesnt act his age, somewhat at my level kind.. hehe
he was asking wat movie i been lately, hence i told him "enchanted", but of coz i added... not ur kind of movie lah
tz: romance is it?? then i must get a girl to watch with me. who should i ask??
me: eh.. i watched already hor... so dun jio me ar!
tz: dun worry! I wunt!! u r too young for me! I need a more mature woman! who can take care of herself in the event anything happened
me: u mean nao chu ren ming???
wahahahaha

and yesterday, we "played" too...
james, tz and me were saying something
me: he (tz) atas already lah! ppl goin switzerland now... talk differently already lor
james: ya lah.. atas now!
me: ya lah.. go switzerland and buy lolec watch leh!!!
then tz and james started to display every imaginable pose to flaunt his "rolex watch". hahaha... funny guys!

then later, left only me and tz in office
tz: so jane.. why u stil dun go home?
me: cant lah.. i need to spy on u.. make sure u dun go home so early
tz: oh... spy on me ar? why u need to spy on me? i always 1st in office, and last to leave...
me: oh... u mean u not efficient lah?
tz: what!?

Then when the time come for me to go home, i popped over tz desk...
me: hey... go home earlier.. dun work so hard... go home and have a good rest....
Of coz, i said all this with a snigger... hehehe pretending to be caring...

so wats for breakfast tomorrow???

lucky duckies... bless me with good luck! Huat ar!!!!!!!