am i in danger?

Today... is quite an interesting day...

When I went office today, only tarzan was there... subsequently old man came... and nobody else....
then later... ali came... and he ask me where is mikey
Me: hmm.. i think hes working from home.. not sure...
Ali: I ....( cant catch him ).... ass!
Me: I think lah.. he never tell me... but he did send out email in the morning
Ali: did he send me?
Me: I think so....

Awhile later, Ali decided that AK is going to move beside me (my new neighbour! Argh!) and asked me to tell them to move by Today!
But I never go tell them coz it seems funny to have me instructing them to move... luckily, old man was kpo enough to go tell AK
Then Ak walk to my place and said " I got a good news to tell u"
Me: I already know the bad news"

Then... lunch time came... and AK came over and said : PLease join us for lunch, please. tarzan is coming to fetch us out
Wahahhaa.... he is abusing the term "please"!
Hence, I joined them...
We went vivo vity carl jr... coz old man feel like eating hamburger. When we reached there, there was long queue.... and ak was like suggesting to go elsewhere... and this tarzan refused. oooh.. what a leo! Once decided, wunt change... hence they queued to have the burgers..

Oh man.. today lunch was funny.. as in really funny! lotsa jokes by AK and old man.. old man is really a joker! and his jokes are damn funny...
Example 1:
Q:Why do moth fly with their legs open?
A: look at the size of the mothballs

Example 2
Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A: Yes
*A white horse fell into mud and got dirty*

Example 3
Tweety took viagra and turned into big bird in sesame street

Example 4
Chinese is so hard to grasp.. so ambigous... you see "这个桥很难过" means what? The bridge is very sad?
Wahahahhaa

hahahaa... there are lotsa more jokes, but i cant recall all... but really got me laughing all the way....
And dont know what they talking... then old man said :Jane, any time you want to sue them for sexual harrassment, I am glad to be your witness.
Hahhaa..... Gosh! Old man is soooo funny!!!!

Then we went back. Oh ya, btw, tarzan drove! I finally sit in his mini car! hahaa and his driving is damn terror! He drive very fast and reckless... quite scary.. and he is sooo impatient.... oh my god... he is really a hot tempered guy man. But today he finally wear less formal... a shirt n pants (without tie). Looks quite cute!

Btw, another free lunch from AK.... :O

I went off at abt 4... coz got a wedding dinner tonite.... The wedding was beautiful... i love the pictures they took... very nice.. the ballroom is nice too... the bride is pretty too... you really gotta be slim to look nice as a bride.... oh god.... i better start slimming down so i can get married soon!:P
Half way through the dinner, I got a sms from AK.
AK:Suddenly it occurs to me dat i tot i dozed off in chris' car... i think i fell onto you... did i?
Me: Haha yes... u finally wake up ?
AK: Yes, i suddenly realise. I'm so sorry abt dat jane... lucky i did not collect lunch money from u... to ease my guilt ;P
Me: ooh... tat only worth a lunch? sad....
AK: shucks! I tot i could get away with dat! ok lah ok lah we go candle light lunch restaruant of your choice ok?
Me: haha ok.. u said that... i shall go find a restaurant worth my price! Hehe.. u better start sweating and prepare:P
AK: U hear soemthing? its the sound of my legs trembling! ok lah on lah! U find d place, i'll take the damage ;)

Then I decide not to reply him anymore.... oh man! is there a hidden agenda?? I dont know.... how shoul I actually behave in front of him.....
hes a seasoned aunty killer, or put it nicely, ladies man... hes sooo smoooth that he can sweep girls off their feet... hope i wunt kena sweep....
hmmmm... dangerous!!!