Super duper long...... weekend

I am feeling happy...
why?
bcoz of my super long weekend.... 4 days of break... what can beat that man! hehehe and now is like.. juz the beginning.. i love beginning... i love weekends.. i love holidays... i love slacking!!

strange huh... pms seems to have vanished from me... guess holiday force is stronger than the bloody force.. the dark side...

Suddenly, i got such strong urge to own a PSP! Why the sudden interest? coz this morning on the train, i saw 2 persons using it.. 1 was playing game.. the other was watching movie.. and im like... wow! this is cool! I think i should have 1 of those too! and was soooo motivated that I went vivo to look for it...but of coz i didnt buy yet...
afterall, its a big investment, i need to think twice... but psp is sooo cool! I want 1!!

today had quite a fine day at work.. at least im not stressed up...

lunchtime, my kaki asked tarzan if he wanna join us for lunch. I didnt ask them coz i wanna go see my psp... n dont want them to know..
but lucky.. this tarzan said no...
then i said... late already leh!!
(it was about 1145am)
tarzan: ya.. but i need to work
me: be more efficient, can!?
wahahahaha.. after saying this.. i quickly walked off.. whahahahaha
i think they were shocked that im so sharp today! hehehe
Yes, I shoot people sometimes... hehehe

Later, my boss came over to tell me a sad news. some1 from my company had passed away... due to overwork...
then i told my boss not to stress me ar!
he looked like he wanna slap me! he was saying.. u where got stress? everytime go 2 hours lunch break... ahhahaha

Anyway, yes.. this young lady collapsed and died... reason was she sat too long,, she was working from home... poor girl...
see... if work is too tough.. do something about it. dont lose your life over it... at the end of the day, u think its worth it?
$ more impt or life?
Yes, i know what i should do. I shall quit at the slightest displeasure... so i can live longer

Then this tarzan came over and asked if im coming to work on monday. I smiled and said no... and he thought i was joking. then he continued saying he need the report on monday. then i told him again...i am really on leave leh!
then i told him every1 is on leave...
he was crazy today... he then mumbled loudly... who approve her leave 1 huh! wahahaha
rite in front of my boss
it was only then he realised that every1 is on leave, except him and ali
whahaha
then later, he came over and shook my hand and wish me happy labour day... and he said he will work on that day.. he will labour!! (and he show a flexing muscles pose)

hhahahaa.. cute old virgin!

dun mess with me now...

to blog.. or not to blog...
to sleep or not to sleep
to smile or not to smile...

yes, u got it.... in pms mode once again! feeling all depressed and down... and wishing i can escape from everything!
i dont wanna go work tomorrow! I dont wanna see my boss! I dont wanna see my colleagues.
i juz wana hide at home and read my harry potter!
But it all remains a dream for me... yes... i have to wake up at 630 am again and do it all over again... just hope mikey will spare me...
when im in pms mode, i'm also kinda slow and stupid... hope mikey will let me off tomorrow!

sigh... the day started on wrong foot too...
wore an ill fitting top today.
missed the shuttle bus
cant get on the 1st bus, and have to wait about 15 min for the next one.
raining
received emails which left me scratching my head
no jokes to listen today as only ak and tarzan are in..

There was only 1 funny jibe... that is there was a slice of pizza on ak desk, and ximen came over to jio ak for smoking break. then ak offered him the pizza and said.. it belongs to the person which the pizza is pointing at.(the sharp edge was pointing towards ximen) Then his reaction was so fast and funny... and with a serious look, he looked behind and said "wah! XXX's(old man's name)"

that was the funniest moment of the day...
u see... how bad can the day be?

this tarzan was asking me to help him pull reports after lunch, and if i have finished. Acting agitated, i replied that "not so fast!I have to go lunch also what!!!"
And they thought i said i havent go lunch... and ak was thinking tarzan was bullying me, and was "scolding" him.
then later Ak asked me why am i not going for lunch...
then i told him... i taken already lah...
and he said... i thought u were serious... wah... u very good. u lie without batting ur eyes. and he said i caused him to misunderstand tarzan.
hehe.. then i replied: nevermind... he deserved it...
ak was shocked.. and said im not a simple woman.

Yes.. who ever tell u that I am a simple woman? Just bcoz my name is Jane? Plain Jane?
Ha! U r very wrong!!
I am not as silly as I look ok???
But when I m suffering from PMS, I am really not as smart as I look...

Blur?
Yes, my aim in life is to confuse you!!!
Be afraid! Be very afraid!

ROOOAARRR

i no act cute!

Just now, through out the day.. i was thinking - i got so much that i wanna blog. That i can't wait to get online and blog...

And now
Blank
I dont know what to write.......

Why????

Is it so evident that I am growing old????
Oh pls!!!

Oh yes.. talking abt age... i remember what I wanna write about....

My new hairstyle!!!
Person 1: oh.. u cut your hair... no wonder u look kinda kiddish today
(kiddish!!! oh my god!! I dont wanna look kiddish.. I wanna look sexy!!)
Person 2: Hey u cut your hair! U look cute!!!
(godness sake! At my age.. i dont really wanna look cute!)
Person 3: you look younger
(hmmm.. younger still acceptable)

That's the responses I got for my new hairstyle... kinda out of my objective.. I wanna look beautiful, charming, seductive....
not the act cute clan!!!
shucks... my hair better grow fast so i can revert back to my old sexy self... which is more me.....

Erm, i'm sorry... i kept getting the misconception that I look sexy! :P

Now I forgot what else I wanna blog, but who cares... it's slacking/bedtime for me already!!!

big circle!

i just set alarm to my handphone... and finally it dawned deep into me that... Monday is coming again!!!

Sigh.... Do I have to go through this period of depression every week.. again and again???

Ok.... no mood to blog more....

just presenting you with my new hair style which further enhanced my round face to rounder! Geez... i wanna say i look like a donut! but i dont have a hole in the middle...

(that's a relief! Phew!)

hence... i think.... that's why i call myself the lollipop face!

yawn...

Oh my god! it's saturday again! my fave day of the week....

Yesterday I was sooo tired that i turned in at 11.... amazing huh? considering its a friday night... but then.. who cares....

Had been suffering from backaches these days... another sign of old age I guess..... have to sit carefully.. walk carefully... else i may break my fragile old bones... and i will have no backbones! keke

Hmmm...

Yesterday in office, every1 were in cranky mood.. guess its the effect of fridayiasm...

I went for lunch with my friend, hence didnt join my dept guys...
they were separated into 2 groups though... james+mikey , and old man+ak....

I came back from lunch and james handed me 1 big watsons plastic bag.... with lotsa biscuits inside... he said he bought it for me... alamak! but not really for me lah... its for the "pantry" on my desk...

Then later, AK came back with a big plastic bag of Candy Empire, and planted it on my desk! Oh my god!!! Another bag of tidbits! shucks man! soon... my table will really be converted into a pantry!!!

The bags caused some uproar... mikey came over and looked and was grumbling that throughout the 2 years, Ak had never buy anything for him. only for jane, he's so generous.
-blush-
then old man looked into the candy empire bag and exclaimed: wah! enough anot!!!
I was saying: ya..... so much....
then old man continued: i mean.. ur desk enough space anot!!!
wahahaha... then this ak said i was hinting them to buy me a new cabinet....
and i softly said... no.. its ok... i am just hinting i wanna move there! And i pointed at my boss' desk! kekeke.. but only ak caught what i said... opps!!

Then later, AK turned around with a serious look and said: next time if u have request for anything, just tell me....
i was like.. huh.. what request?
then he said: tidbits! anything u wanna eat, can juz tell me...
then this forever-eavesdropping old man said: there's something that u can get and nobody else can get.
He was talking to me... and was talking abt the wasabi peas that i was supplying...
then i said: no.... ak can get also! this pack was bought by him!
Old man was sayin he couldnt find the wasabi peas at all.... and then Ak said: I go all the way out for jane
-faint-
there he goes again!

Later tarzan also come join in the hoohaa... and was saying... they never get the same treatment coz they dun wear skirt...
i rebuked saying every1 also eat what... im juz providing the space

then this tarzan said: see... now they buddy buddy already!

Ak was chatting with some1.. and later he said: catch up again!!!
Old man then walk out of his desk and said... try chilli lah! Next time try chilli lah!
Ak and me was like... huh? what chilli???
then old man said... u said ketchup again mah! so next time try chilli sauce lah!
oh man! That was so funny and kept me giggling for 1 minute! That's soooo funny!

Let me introduce another character into the picture... He's the ex boss.. meaning the pre-ali time boss. Just like Ali , hes a loud and crude fella. Lets nicknamed him as... the blower? Yesterday he popped to our side.. stood there awhile and said... yes.. this is the kind of environment i want to seee..... 1 rubbing nose.. 1 touching face....
I was rubbing my nose, and old man was touching his face! wahahahaha
As if we are not working, but feeling sleepy.. hehehe

hes quite funny... hes got a voice which sound like hes forever having sore throat...
the 1st time i hear him, i really tot he was having a sore throat...

few weeks back, at about 630pm, he came over to our side. Noone was around, except me. then he said to me
"tell (old man) that i am keeping tab on him huh.... he came to work at 9+, then spent 1 hour talking abt soccer, and go home so early!"
I laughed and replied: hahaa.. hes just went home
blower: so what? 630 very late meh??? the sun havent set what.. the sky not dark yet what!!
me: okok.. i will pass the message to him.....

hes a funny fella... coz he looked fierce and got a loud and sore throat sounding voice... n hes always coming over to tell us to work hard, etc....

pamperedjane

Today ak brought me out for lunch... we went to the Jack's place @ west coast again... at 1st he suggested goin for the tiong bahru lor mee... I was ok with it, but my heart was saying: and i thought u promised to buy me a good lunch yesterday?
But of coz.. im not so rude lah... and just ok.... then he suggested how about jacks place? then i'm like... yes... that's more like it.....
but then again.. i dont really fancy jack's place too.... but... not bad lah... at least it's a nice place.

this csl came over and talk cock with ak. As usual, the usual flirting and shooting of sharp words...
talking about birthdays, and ak mentioned that he only got a present from jane - quite loudly. opps! then this csl said maybe its a watch, blah blah blah...
ak said.... if i get a watch from a guy, i have to be careful of my back(side). if i get a watch from a lady, i will tell her that i am married. BUT available for wild flings. I already mentioned that I am married, so no harm will be done on any party. Ain't I a nice guy?

oh my god! He really did said all those stuff... loud and clear! Such a shameless guy huh!
So he keep mentioning about being married.... its a gate???? alamak!! what a guy!

then james offered me a ride home! yes!!! nice!!
but i was goin bt panjang to return my vcds, so he drove me there.... along the way, we had some nice chat.
then he asked me where i went for lunch... i was quite stumbled coz dont know whether it's nice to let him know i lunched with ak.. so i said west coast... then he asked me how we go there (i guess he was thinking I went with sang)... i was like hesistating.. eeerrr.... then he said: francis?
I said ya and tried to act non chalent
then this james said... oh this francis... juz now chris called him and asked him for lunch, and he said he got something on... and we were wondering which aunty he going out with.
Then I act agitated and said: aunty???!!!!!! and quickly changed the topic...

Opps! Have i let a big cat out of the bag???

it's Ben & Jerry Day!!!

pas

..Weee! it's tuesday nite again!!! I mean.. its nite time.. im not in office.... it just show how much i love my home..... home sweet home!!

AK flirt with me today again!
Today we were supposed to go for lunch together... but he later sms me that he had sent his car for servicing and will buy me lunch tmr instead. Of coz no problem for me... So i replied him no problem, i will eat more tomorrow.. (:P)
Then he said"...btw your blouse look great - i mean U look great in this blouse"

(p/s: I was just wearing a plain blouse, as u can see from the pic.. the only extraordinary thing is the color... blue?his fave?)

And I replied: thanks, without me, what is d blouse?? opps too arrogant already

Then he replied: Wow.. careful there... u r beginning to sound like me man!

Me: Opps! Next time u muz talk softer so i wont pick up your bad traits

Haha... that's how he always talk...

Then I went lunch with old man & James.. we wanted to go queue up for our free cone @ ben & Jerry . but the queue was bloody long... and old men being old men... dont have the patience to queue ... hence we gave it a miss...

Old man invented a new joke again...
Old man: Do you know what makes a good plate of char kuay tiao?? It has to be 'harmful'.
harm=cockles in hokkien....
get it? no? nevermind....

Another incident.

I asked old man how much is the privacy screen filter.. and he replied: 100plus...

then later he continued.. "so i gave him a can of 100plus then ok "

So funny old man!

After lunch, AK bought us all icecream!! And every1 welcomed the deeply missed icecream, including me! yum yum! and he commented: now.. even guys will like me!
I almost wanted to burp out: oh shucks.. then i got more competitors now!
hahaha.. but lucky i managed to hold my tongue...

Recently, i am obsesssed with body lotion. I got another body lotion frrom watsons just now! oh my god! but it smell nice... hope it's good! Then i can have nice smooth babysmooth skin.
Come ! Touch me !

Present

Monday blue? It was more of purple... coz its not that blue.. hence can add abit of red to make it purplish... erm... does red+blue=purple?





Anyway... here's how my day goes... ( I have taken the initiative to exclude uninteresting events)


was late for the shuttle bus.


Went office to find a foreign looking bag... and i really mean foreign... all in foreign language... but i could guess who was the kind soul. Who else but my AK?? anyway, it was in vietnamese... so fat hopes if u think its from tarzan or ali... so who else but AK!? He wasnt at his desk to verify... hence left it aside to ask him later...





And even before i have the chance to ask him, he asked me whether i like the stuff... They were bangles, and being his usual naggy self, he told me how he go about choosing it.. blah blah blah...




Then something caught my eyes.... his tie.... my tie! its the tie i bought for him....


wow.... does he really like it so much? or he is por-ing me again!


Then my beloved ex neighbour, ximen came over... and my boss asked if he share the perfume with his wife... ximen said no.. and said must be mine.
then my cheeky boss said: no lah... we know how jane smell

then ximen look at me, and i look at ximen with bewildered eyes.. hehehe


His brother in law gave him a hp as birthday present... such a lucky fella.....



I am the cool kind of people. Why do i say that? Just now my boss was looking at my desk and astonished by the quantity of stuff on my table. i told him to help me clear stock.. hence he went to distribute the biscuits... Then AK asked who are those from.
My boss said: from your gf lah!
AK: oh... no wonder so nice

All the way, i just smiled. dont wanna deny, dont wanna agree. I think i can handle paparazzi well... come hunt me lah!!

After work, i went orchard to get my eyeliner... the stock is finally here!!! and being the true blue kiasu folk, i rushed there... but then.. i only got 1 piece... wanted to grab more... but i managed to calm myself down...


but things aint good.. coz when i ventured to the clothes department... bad things happen.... unwillingly, the damages caused in that dept was $75....





Argh! My initial intention was to go grab just the eyeliner, and rush home..... but the plan was overturned completely..... that's how girls function.... *shrugs*

juz 4 u

Cant i have a break??? Dont I need a rest??? THough I looked and acted like Superwoman... i am really not her... i am just a plain jane... who breathed oxygen like you do.....

Sigh.. it's terrible being an idol... like me....

fans are enquiring... why arent u blogging?? i need to read ur blog! plsssss... pls blog!!!

As you know how soft hearted i am... how can i resist to such appeals... hence here i am.. in the midst of my nua-ing to blog.... JUST FOR YOU!!

Actually... there's really nothing much that I can blog about.... coz nothing happened to me!

Ok... lets just discuss about a morbid topic- death

Was watching news just now and learnt that some1 has been knocked down by a bus @ bt batok central... a route which i will passed by almost everyday. The lady had just finished her spa session... and was planning to go holiday in few days time...

that's life... unpredictable...

death can happen to anyone, anywhere.. anytime...

hence... i decide to get prepared... so in the event that unfortunate things happened... it will still be what i want. Look at the picture here... this will be the black and white picture for me! this is my fave picture, and i want people to remember me as a pretty lady.I want them to say... such a beauty.. what a pity... (wow!!! notice the rhymes?beauty, pity..)

And do donate my working organs out... I think its a good idea to give them to some1 who needs them.. instead of burning them up.. at least parts of me will still be in this beautiful world right?

Aiyoo.. i think i better not talk abt such morbid topic now.... so sad that i wanna cry....

I noticed that for some people... winking just come so natural... they can wink so naturally... anytime... i am someone who is incapable of winking naturally... it's just not my talent.

You see, on friday... this james walked past me and winked at me... by rite.. i should wink back.. but winking is really not my forte... and i may end up blinking my 2 eyes (and looking silly). hence i just gave him a big smile. And my boss... he winked easily too... and i never could return his wink...

i guess i should start my winking practice.. so i can start winking and kill more guys! muahahaha

But no... i think my face is more suited for the innocent yet charming smile.... maybe i will looked as if my face just suffered a cramp if i wink...

Ok, i shall just continue to act innocent....

urmm.. no... i mean.. no.. i dun mean act... i mean... im quite innocent right?

oh what a flirt!

Finally... tomorrow morning.. i can wake up and exclaimed... its my last day of the week to wake up early!
Well.. not exactly exclaimed coz i dun think i have the energy yet.. i will just sighed softer i guess.. hehe
i dont know why.. but days seemed to pass by slower these weeks.. every morning i will wake up and think: how come its not friday yet? it is friday today right!
And i always got angry upon the thought. that explain the frown on my face every single morning.

Anyway... enough of the soapy stuff.. lets talk about MY exciting life....

Today went for lunch with my ex colleagues.. hmm.. 2 were close... and 1 guy.. i hardly talked to... but the common thing is... we shared the same boss... (and fortunately, he is still my boss now! hehe) and they were exclaiming... oh.. i have been conned back again!
heheh.. even if it's conned, i am ever so willing to be conned... though i may complain alot abt my job... i guess i still love the people around me.... which makes my job looks more colorful!

My boss was so cute.. he was telling them.. what a good life i have... everyday go for 2 hours lunch .. everyday go home so early... and my colleagues treat me like... princess?
Then he told them that ak and james are sooo nice to me, leading to topics like... is ak handsome? huh? married? jane got better taste than that.. whahaha all sorts of nonsense...

and my boss told them that ak is soooo nice to me that when he hear i got headache, he will drive me home. Ermm... it was only 1 time that he drove me home when i was sick... and i thought it was a hush hush thingy... didnt know ak publicised his good deed... why oh why!?
and my boss said: if you tell him u sick now, i bet he will send a bunch of flowers to you.
then me replied: wanna try? ehehe

coincidentally, while we were talking abt him... he smsed me! to ask me the whereabout of 1 fella... i dont really know this fella.. so i asked my boss if he had seen him around...
then they all started saying... see! he will sms her everything 1.....
then i quickly fought and said.. ya.. every1 treat me like a slave lah!! slave to every1...

ahhh.. then this ak started his flirting.... by asking me... how i know his fave color is blue..
(coz i gave him a blue tie)
argh! How i know his fave color is blue leh... i bought that coz i thought it looked nice! but anyway, i also coated my tongue with honey and replied... coz great mind think alike.. and i believe he has as good taste as me... hehehe
then he asked me.. how is life without him, i mean us? (that trick question again! boo!)

i replied... life is good!!!! without ali and tarzan... but not so good without you..
(shit man... im a big flirt!!!)
then he replied : wow... lets plan for the lunches that he has been owing me..

i shall say no more... basically... he wanna have lunch with me... as if he owed me.. hahaha
i think i owed him much much more than i can ever returned....
but then again... im a sucker for freebies.... free lunch? Yes pls!!!

shucks.. im a greedy flirt! or m i a flirtatious glutton? Who am i? I am who? Who is me? Me is who????

Woooohoooooooo!

Was searching you tube for 1 of my fave song... back then...

Song 2! Wooooohooooo!!! its such a high song! Soooo cool!!

I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is, no

When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Pleased to meet you

I got my head done
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem

When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Pleased to meet you

Yeah, yeah
Yeah,
yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah

And look at their MVs.. they are so.... cool.. though he looked tab bit drunk... hehe oh man! I wished I can jump/jam with the song man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ-6xGaETHQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OE2c7H31OU&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjOmE81yDc&mode=related&search=

I love those songs from my younger days! I wanna collect them...
Here is my list
1. Blur - Song 2, Country house
2. Ooh lala
3. The Offspring - Pretty fly (for a white guy).. give it to me baby! uhuh! uhuh!!! woooo.. i love this!!!! I nearly forgot about this song... i loved it sooo much that i made it my email addy.. hehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeQsysF1jZ0
4. You spin me round(like a record)
5. Enter Sandman

6. Fastball... where is my cd?? who stole it from me????

7. I wished i have my mambo jambo cd.. and also the best retro hits from 80s.. where art thou, my cds????

Thats al for the moment.. contact me if you..... you know..... you know lah!

it's been long!

it's been long... since i felt monday wasnt blue! In fact, i enjoyed my life today.. to think it's actually Monday! hohoho!!
maybe i will learn to love Mondays soon!

Early morning... wasnt so well lah.. missed my shuttle bus.. but somehow I didnt felt so pissed... except for the heat. It was bloody hot!

Hence reached office quite late.. when I reached my desk... AK exclaimed: Wow!! U look great today!
I almost wanted to say " hmm.. as always"
but never.. decide not to be so arrogant.. hehe.. im a humble lady
then he said he was juz about to sms me if i am alright.. oh my god.... i think he missed me soo much! or maybe... he missed my present?
hehe.. oh well.. yesterday was his birthday.
Being a Miss Sweety, i smsed him happy birthday greetings yesterday... guess he was touched! hohoho

Well... being miss nice(also), of coz i got him a present. I got him a tie.. dun ask why... coz i dun know what else i can get for him. He looked so happy and said : oh u shouldnt have!

We had lunch in office.. free lunch from meeting... then we were discussing about the movies we catch during weekend. Then I told them i went to watch" meet the robinsons" , and commented that it is a children show... quite kiddish
and AK said.... ya... suitable for you what
I threw him a dagger stare.

Then he went off earlier... then he called me after he left.. gish... i tot what he want.... he had actually lost his employee pass... and asked me to check whether it's at his desk! then suddenly he saw it under his car seat.. then he kept saying im his lucky charm! It was only when he talked to me then he found the pass.
geeeeee.... i know im charming lah! :P

Today, ximen kept coming around our place.
1 time, he walked past my desk and knocked on my desk. I made him an impatient noise.
Then later he came around to jio AK to smoke. Then he was standing there..
i looked at him.. and said: very free ar???
Ximen always give those lightning-thunder answers
he answered: ya.. i got nothing to do....
then he continued: u also nothing to do meh!?
wahahaha.. sabo me man!!!
then I threw him a dagger stare... then said: what!
he what me back...
what few rounds, then i said: i dont smoke
then he said its not that u dont smoke.. it's just that u havent start yet
then ak added: nothing except cigar interest her
ximen: waaaahhh!!! atas man!!!!

yes

yes yes yes!!!! the long weekend is here!!!! GOOOOOOODDDD!!!!

today though went work.. but quite no mood.. in holiday mood already... and was staring very much into my excel file...

okok.. let me go through my life in an orderly manner

yesterday nite, i had a funny dream.. in fact... a nitemare! i dreamt my bestmate was unhappy with me over something.. and he scold me.... im his beastmate!!

bestmate! beastmate!!! ain't i creative, even in my dreams? hahaha my command of english is sooo good that i can even play with words whilst asleep... i am rather impressed! hehe

so morning, i quickly smsed him to tell him about the nitemare.. and requested him not to disturb my sleep anymore... if he wanna scold me, do it real life instead of sneaking into my dream and scold me...

haha... im bonkers...

workwise, as mentioned... i did alot of eye power on excel(i.e. staring into excel file and clicking the mouse as if im working so hard.. yes of coz with that look of hard concentration and furrowed brows). every1 was quite stressed now coz its the quota setting period. hmmm.. dont make me explain everything.. but the main point is that... every1 is stressed and busy now. then this ali was in discussion with old man.. then he casually remarked that jane can help u pull out the data. then he casually turned to me to ask me for the thing... just before lunchtime....

grrrr... well done! i got stressed up... and was trying to do it.. but bcoz my excel kept hanging.. im like 1 kanchiong spider... it was already 1230... and my excel was still hanging...

then ak asked if i wanna go lunch...

heck lah! just go! so we went for lunch together...

yes... he.. and me... we 2.... alone.......

went to eat chicken rice... as usual.. everything was paid by him.. he simply refused my offer to pay.. even for the drinks when he dun have small change. i whipped out my $2 note to pay, but he pushed my $ back and told the uncle not to take from me. then uncle commented that i should let him pay... and i should treat him a more expensive lunch instead..

As this uncle looked sleazy kind... like those uncles who visit geylang.. i didnt dare talk much... and just smiled.

Then this ak replied... he like to eat hard rice....

then this uncle was shocked for 3 seconds... then he said... this guy is no good ar...

i was like... huh???? what the fish....

and this ak kept kiap the food for me... and started feeding me...... with his movie stories lah! whahahah

after the food... guess how many cigarettes he smoked? 3!!!!!! hes just a walking chimney!!!

and as quoted from old man...

Smokers are good... they wont grow old.....

coz they will die young.

and oh my god! i discovered that his birthday is this coming sunday!! gotta prepare his pressie!

anyway, today we had a birthday surprise party for margie! so cute! it was really a surprise. they all tricked her that theres a meeting in this particular room... then she rushed there.. then... voila.. we were there,with the cakes and flowers! my colleagues are sooooo cute and fun! simply love them!

after the cake eating session, went back to stare at my excel... with some real work in between lah... like replying some emails to prove that i am working...?

then this tarzan had a meeting with margie.. and came out lookin very stressed... then old man and my boss kpo.. go ask him how is it...

tarzan then replied..dun say lah!

then old man said: do u need my help in packing your desk?

mikey: do u need my help to organise farewell party?

tarzan: basket u all! dont make me lose my sleep tonite can?

good friday! how i wish every friday can be this good!

i love holidays!

Good Friday is coming... my only comment is... it's GOOD!!!!!
tomorrow is the last day of work for the week.. and long weekend!!

Yesterday i meet some bus freaks! They are weird.

Aunty 1...
i was on the bus on my way home from bugis. it was a crowded bus, but luckily i managed to get a seat. then i closed my eyes and try to sleep... then i was awakened by some noise. i thought its those uneducated aunty who is talking loud on the phone. but after some times... something is wrong. i opened my eyes and saw this aunty scolding this young lady beside her(who was dozing off)...
she was screaming like in mandarin" i dun like people to touch me!"," dont sleep lah! sleep what sleep!oh my god! crazy aunty!!!! lucky i wasnt the 1 who is sitting beside her... Imagine you are feeling so sleepy and dozing off.. and suddenly kena scolded by a cranky aunty.. so paisay man! But i pity the lady.... why are there such difficult people on this earth? will they die when some1 touch them?

Got off the bus... and "met" crazy aunty number 2....
this woman(looks 30-40 years old) was talking to another woman, and was crying.... crying on the bus! oh my god! i was thinking to myself... what have i done to deserve it?? why am i meeting so many weirdos within 1 hour???

I guess its time for me to stop taking public transport....
I need a car!!! but 1st, i need a driving license... but then again.. i need to get my butt moving to apply for the lessons.. hahaa... what tough job ahead!

Yesterday... i went lunch with the guys.. as usual... i shall say no more.. here are the jokes (which I can still remember fortunately)
joke 1
2 tortoises collide into each other, and a police came and asked them what happened? the tortoise replied anxiously:" i dunno!!! everything happened too fast!"

joke 2
2 tortoises went into a cave and make love.. but only 1 managed to come out.... the other was overturned in the cave

joke 3
1 day... a snail was being kicked off the bar by the bartender... 1 year later, the snail came and ask the bartender: why do u do that!?

argh... there r funnier jokes.. but they are not stored in my head.. sigh.. im sorry.... i got bad memory... maybe my fans(like yourself) can buy me some gingko pills? I heard it helps in memory... *smile*

Yesterday, my head swelled... and almost burst...
scene 1: my boss was showing off his japan pictures and introducing his "gf" who is in the picture. Then he showed to me, then AK.. then he asked AK: pretty hor?
Ak took a look and said: not bad.. but not my type... i still prefer jane"
my boss immediately puked... and went around asking if people heard what Ak had just said....
my head swelled 5mm...

scene 2: a woman came over and talked to ak.. then she turned to me and apologised if they are making too much noise for me. then of course, being miss nicey.. i said its alright! then ak said.. shes used to it already... she know when to shut down and all.. thats why we all like her so much"
Head swelled another 3mm...

Shucks! There's another head-swelling comment by somebody! I remember there is! but.. somehow.. i had forgotten!!! grrrrrrr
seee.. now my head had revert back to its original size... for the lack of memory space....

And today i was being quite cheesy... some1 came over to my seat to have a discussion with ak.. then i came back from lunch and opps... my seat was taken... then they decided to go pantry for the discussion(due to the lack of space). then i appeared apologetic and said: "hey sorry leh... i came back from lunch too early."
just fyi, it was 2pm... :)

what a bloody day!

today.. is a pretty... sad day!

busy+monday blues+woman monthly affair=slight depression

morning went in, irritant came over to ask me to do something URGENT. then he said i need to give him by 2pm.. oh shucks!! as if i got nothing to do..
but ok... i did for him.... and did not went for lunch. i tabaoed lunch back (sandwiches), but because i got no appetite, i did not eat. and was working my way thru lunchtime .... (pathetic!)

then ali intercept at some points of time to ask me to send things to him.. mikey intercept to ask things from me... tarzan attempted to ask me to help him do something...
as if i am that free!!! every1!!! I got my monday report to do ok!!!

And i was feeling real lethargic...

After lunch, this ak turned to me and asked: are you alright?
i was quite shocked and said: ok ar... what u mean alright anot?
ak: oh.. i thought u look very tired today.... i noticed in the morning already and not that i kept looking at you lah.. but sometimes glanced. but i thought its monday , thats why.. now afternoon.. u still look the same... so i thought something must be wrong.
me: wah... u very sensitive hor... ya... women problem
ak: huh?? human problem? what human problem???
me: WOMAN!
ak: ohh.. sorry sorry..... try to relax.... take it easy
me: i will try....

women, do you go around telling people that its that time of the month??? Am i being too disgusting to share the bloody news around???

sigh... hope for a better tomorrow! and of course, a bloody GOOD FRIDAY!

Happy April Fool!!!

Happy April's Fool day!!!
How many people have you tricked today?

me? 1.5 people...
wait? 1.5?? what do u mean?
coz the other 1 is still in the midst of my trick....

1st, i smsed my bestmate that he can contact me at my new hp number 9XXXXXXX from tomorrow onwards. I got worried when theres no reply. what if he go reply to the new number...? but i thought i said from tomorrow...
but still.. i told myself that i will reveal the truth to him tomorrow, in any case, if he believed me...

then saw him online..... hence decided to question him...

me: did u rec my sms!
bm: yes
me:then....? got save?
bm: got
i got sent over a testing msg eh..
but you no replty
me:errrrrrr
so kind of u......
but i dunno how to put across to u now
bm:what you mean?
dun circle garden..
say what you want to say
me: best mate ar...
i juz wanna say.....
happy april fool......
bm: OEI!!!!!!!!!
me: im sorry!!
bm: not everything can be settled by saying sorry...
me: pls fool me back.. u stil got time
bm: but...
today is april fool...
so.....
i cant do anything


haha.. and using same trick on another friend.. but this friend is quite smart to detect my prank.. though i still act angry that he dun believe me... wahhahaha

wanted to trick more people actually, but was kinda lazy and afraid of the consequences... passionate people like my bestmate will go reply to the new number. serious people will think im a hopeless case, who still indulge in such childish acts. smart people will start to think that im actually a silly lamb...

gish.. i hope nobody will think of me as childish laozhabor

btw, those who watched "just follow law" will appreciate this blog by who else but laozhabo!
http://laozhabor.blogspot.com/