crappish day

today... im in a disiao mood...
juz feel like disiao-ing people... as much as people wanna disiao me...

in the morning, my boss came in late...hes going japan today...
then old man ask me : where is ur boss?
then i said i dunno.. coz he never tell me..
then he said... he muz b worried that he will be late for his flight (fyi, hes taking 6pm flight.. hahaha and it was abt 10am that time)
then ak ask me to give him a call... ask him where he is...
then i added: and say margie looking for him???
wahahahahhaa

then later my boss came in... and he came over and whispered.. saying many people ask me why i was not in office yesterday. he was whispering hence i tot.. shit.. something big muz have happened?? got into some1 black book?
then he continue... then james also say he will come in late... so we were wondering.. where did u n james went last night?
my heart was going..."chey!!!"
hence i said: cant tell u lah.... wait u go tell other people... hmmmmmmm

hahaha.. then later... went lunch with mikey and old man and sang...
took old man car . i took the back seat and there was a towel on my seat.
guess what i say????!!!
ok... hard to guess 1....
i asked old man: am i supposed to sit on the towel?
whahahahaa.. what an idiot question

then later.. we went abc to eat... mikey bought some popiah.. and guess what i said???
u wunt guess it correctly in a hundred years...
i said: u buy this popiah from the popiah stall???
every1 went quiet... then gave a silly smile.
old man: what kind of question is this?
mikey: i wanna say... definately not from the duck rice stall
ya.. what a question..
but my intention was.. coz earlier i saw tis stall which only sell popiah.. hence its popiah stall to me... abit duh.. but..
whatever

then old man ate til so full that he said: now i understand how a 6 mths pregnant woman feel like..

then later.. ak came in, with 1 bag of food... then he said :xiaomei, this is for u
i acted agitated and shoot: what xiaomei!!! call me xiaojie!
then he said: oh.. i didnt know u come out and do 1...
-_-"

i offered the food to old man and he refused to take saying.. hes already 6 mths ...
then i said: make it 8 mths lah!!
then ak said: dun worry... i help u.. i give u a punch.. then u get miscarriage... then u can eat already
old man: but the problem is.. i got a twins!
ak: then i punched twice lor....

then later... i offered the food to tarzan. he said he had his already.. not nice.. he dun wan..
then later he ask: francis buy 1 rite? i dun wan to eat... if u buy 1... then i eat
wah!!!! he is flirting with me man!
hence i replied: ok.. monday i buy for u .. u eat ok?
tarzan: k....

then james was telling mikey to buy him tee from japan.. was telling him he need XXL... then suddenly talk abt porn... and said he wan triple X 1s...
then mikey was shaking my head towards me... then i said: help me buy also leh! i wan double X 1.... enough already
mikey: actually... triple x and double x... got what difference?
james: its the number of girls lah
then in my heart i was thinking... then single X leh? DIY show??
but i didnt say.. dun wanna reveal my kinky self to them... wahahhaa

crappy day huh....

some jokes from old man....
mikey: what does ABC stand for?
old man: All Bo Chup.....

old man: u all juz go and get marry lah... u know.. u can never get the best man in the world... coz the best man is always beside the groom
duH~

was on the topic of dogs.. and their habits.. routines...
old man: ya... they did a test rite? everytime they ring the bell, the dogs will salivate.. coz they know its meal time...
i do also... last time always when recess time.. the bell ring.. and i salivate... thats how i learn also

wahahahahah

my days

today.. im on leave!! feel so good to sleep til 9++ .. no worries.. no bad feelings...
and shopping on weekday juz make me feel soooo taitai-ish! i think i shd take leave once every month juz for shopping and feeling good...

today damages on mng was $70... im getting from bad to worse.. and now.. i think... $70 is reasonable...
i even think $375 is cheap! went to coach boutique to pattern pattern the bags.. but.. i think none of them are mine.. coz they juz dun blend into me when i carry them.. unlike the 1 i own.. its juz soo me...
then i laid my eyes on a wallet.. which cost 375.. i was thinking..hey cheap leh! shd i buy it now?
cheap??? 375 for a bloody wallet which is not even on my list now..? am i mad????

well.. if i can sell my psp, then i can buy the wallet...
oh come on jane.. why cant u juz bloody sell the psp and keep the $ in the bank...? let the money grow!!! it might become my retirement funds u know....

sigh... im such an addict.. addicted to spending $... worse thing is... i dun earn much... im juz heading to doomland..

ok.. yesterdya, i was rather adventurous.. and hardworking.. and bo liao
coz i went tiong bahru market to buy dinner for my family! yea... read abt the porridge, hence cant wait to go eat it.. hence decided to action myself..
tiong bahru is a haven... for the westerners at least

then took a cabby back (so i can have sooting hot porridge when im home)
wow.. the cabby uncle was sooo talkative.. talk all the way til i reach home...
not really talk.. its more like.. nagging...

was saying abt how dirty outside food is... muz eat guava, pineapple to wash away the toxic.. ask me to eat at home more...blah blah blah.. he realy talked ALOT...
even went into his family... 4 daughters... 3 grandchildrens, his brothers and sisters residence areas, used to own factories and kelongs... retired... drive cabby to pass time...
and even to the extent of whipping out his handphone (while he was driving!! omg!!)and show me the picture of his grandkid...
wah lau.. i feel like telling him" uncle... drive.. dun take out ur hp....."

but hes a nice guy lah... rich also! used to own 3 factories... and 1 kelong.. wow!!! tycoon drove me around!! so... am i even richer?? hehehe

today... took a malay guy cabby... whos quite funny... hes very singlish type.. was saying nowadays.. women driver very fierce... overtake him.... and he was quite a F1 driver... fast and swerve anyhow... quite coool... hahahaha

enough of cabby tales...

yesterday, tarzan came into office quite late... and nobody was around.. they went to attend some coffeetalk...
then he came and ask me... where is every1?
i decide to disturb him, hence i replied... oh.. they went for meeting.. they r waiting for u leh!
then he juz "yaya"... he knew i talk nonsense at times....

then later.. he come n say... "juz now.. got some vip walk past.. then they say... how come tis table so many food.. will attract ants... muz clear away"
then i asked him " who? is it marky???"
(just fyi, my ceo name is mark hurd.... herherherher...... )

then later.. hes supposed to go for a meeting, and he came out of the room.. then my boss ask him why is he not in the meeting room..?
then he said: half the world is not inside
then i chup 1 leg and say: need me to go in??
my boss laughed... and this tarzan started to nag..." u wanna go in? u can.. but got action items after u come out.. go in lah!" then he started saying "lang kiang lo ho... mai gay kiang"
meaning... juz b smart.. but dun act smart

wahhahaa... how dare him!!!!!!

he juz love to bua me... as much as i enjoy bua-ing him! whahahaha
its friday in no time.. party time!!

All about Carly

jane: i wanna buy this carly bag!!

mini-me: go ahead and buy! its chio!!

thrifty-me: but expensive leh... about $500 leh.. buy liao.. i will b very poor... how to go japan?

mini-me: nvm lah.. money can b earned back what.. most important is.. u carry this bag.. so chio! people will look at you in admiration... isn't that what you want? people will be saying.. this ger got such good taste.. the bag is sooo cool.. i wish i have 1 too....

thrifty-me: but u already got 1 coachie right? and didnt u promise yourself u wunt be buying a bag for at least 2 years?

mini-me: but.. this is NICE leh... look so cool... especially the big C! nice leh!

thrifty-me: but u wunt die without this bag right? think abt it.. its $500 leh.... not as if u got no bags what.... ur coachie is good enough mah.. can carry in hand, can carry on shoulder... this 1... only can carry on shoulder leh... bo hua!

mini-me: but nice leh... u really feel like owning it leh! maybe u should sell ur psp... and pay for this coachie with the money

thrifty-me: thats an excellent idea.. but... who will wanna buy my psp?

mini-me: ask ur fans lah... im sure they will be more than willing to help u in any way. maybe u can set up a foundation "help-jane-get-a-carly-and-make-her-happy" funds?

thrifty-me: but.. i dont like to make use of people...especially my true blue fans... i will feel bad.... banish the thought lah! move on! u wunt die without a bag

mini-me: but.... its nice leh.... really nice.. can u imagine carrying this bag and walking around?? u will shine!

jane: argh!!!!! why is my head aching so badly???

erm....

tarzan: wanna go breakfast?
mikey: ur good fren not around
tarzan: my good fren.. oh.. ya.. i know.. he went to bangkok... to bang his cock
*me shaking head*



pakchong says (10:28 PM):
sleepy
enaj says (10:29 PM):
ooh
enaj says (10:29 PM):
finally talk liao
pakchong says (10:29 PM):
dont state the obvious can
enaj says (10:30 PM):
http://www.coach.com/content/product.aspx?product_no=9088&category_id=890
enaj says (10:30 PM):
chio anot?
pakchong says (10:30 PM):
nope
pakchong says (10:30 PM):
i dont like chio bu
pakchong says (10:30 PM):
mei nu mei liang xin
pakchong says (10:30 PM):
thts what my mum told me
enaj says (10:30 PM):
wah lau..
enaj says (10:30 PM):
then u like ugly freaks?
enaj says (10:30 PM):
shit
enaj says (10:30 PM):
u dun like me...
pakchong says (10:31 PM):
its good tht you can confidence....
pakchong says (10:31 PM):
xiao jie ni hao!!!
enaj says (10:31 PM):
wahahahahaha
enaj says (10:31 PM):
sigh....
enaj says (10:31 PM):
now i know the truth
enaj says (10:31 PM):
its all my fault

sweet!!

supposed to be blue right?

but not so blue afterall!! hehe


had quite a good day at work...

in the morning, when i reached, mikey asked me if i had attended a training... and if im sure that i know everything. of coz... i do not know... hence he asked me to go for the revision training...

at one point of time, he told me: dun sleep
i was sitting there looking bored lah , but definately im not sleeping... hence i replied: don snore...

then tis fella from malaysia (yap) was saying he wunt b in the coming review meeting coz he will be in shanghai.
then old man very quickly asked: so... shanghai is not under SEA?
yap: ya... dont u know???
wahahhaa.. then mikey said... dun try to trick yap.. he very sharp 1 arr...
then later he added" MARGARET, is it true that shanghai now is under SEA??"
then old man replied in a sissy voice: yes.....
wahahahaa.. this is sooo damn funny! the thing is... margaret wasnt in the room... and this stupid mikey... try to trick yap! whahahaha and this old man.. actually reciprocate by acting sissy.. whahahaa

i went lunch with james, mikey, old man and sang...we went gwc..
during lunch and we were chatting... then talked about this coffeetalk by the coe of our company tomorrow at another site...

then mikey said: wah.. does it mean i have 3 hours off?
he was looking at me when he said that... and i replied: u mean for me???

then he looked at old man and said: employees these days... terrible ar......
then he went on to say: ya.. didnt u know.. she purposely injured her toe... to get off work? but i see her paintwork.. quite convincing.. so i never question her...
then mikey said: ya... i know... how can u kick the toe... shd be the longest toe injured mah....

wahahhaa.. funny.... they were trying to shoot me down flat.... evil beings!

then... we went to shop abit... and james was in this rockport, trying on shoes. he wore 2 pairs... and asked for my opinion. I told him pair A is nicer... and he immediately tell the guy that he is taking that pair!! wooo... i feel so important!! anyway, i think that pair of shoes.. is so manly! I would love my man to wear that pair...

then came back office... sleepy...

and this mikey, hes so naughty. he came to me and ask "toilet?"
(he always like to jio people go toilet 1... be it guy or girl...)
then i was already sick of replying "ladies or gent?", hence today, i replied " which floor?"
then he turned to old man and commented: she asked me which floor? terrible....
then old man said: ya... i always go ground floor... less people used what....
then mikey shook his head and walked away.....

and later... finally time to go home.. and james kindly asked if i wan a lift home.
YES!!! YES please!!!
so happy... and i reached home by 630pm....

oh.. james is sooo sweet today!!

feeling good!

attention attention...
its weekend again!!!!!

oh god!!!!! i mean... oh guan yin!!! i feel sooooo goood now!!! nothing beats the feeling of knowing u dun have to wake up at bloody 630 the next day...
i can wake up at 830? 930? 1030? 1130? whichever i prefer... hehehe... life is great!

juz now.. i went geylang!!! yes... actioned packed... this place is sooo interesting to me...
all the good food.. and eye candy....
i mean.. how often do u see girls selling themselves on the streeet? only in geylang...

today... i saw the infamous fish tank thingy.. whereby the girls were sitting behind a glass panel, waiting to be the chosen one... well... i accidentally peeped into 1 lah....

then saw soo many girls standing around.. waiting for business... and they are scantily clanned... i was like.... wow........ i wonder if my guy friends were aroused by the sights.. heheh

i mean.. how many of u actually go for such services? u pay for sex... thats... so.... weird.... and the poor girls... imagine they have to face those dirty old men who looked damn disgusting and tikoish...they have to do it with them... oh my god.... how do they take it????

but then... it look so exciting to me... that i wanna go back there again..... :X

ok... met my ex colleagues... had fun.... they were funny.....

this morning... i was late for work as usual.. for this week, i took bus to work instead of mrt for fear that some evil kiasuster will step on my injured toe...
when ak came back from his breakfast break, he asked me in a hushed and serious tone: what happened to u in the morning
me (with a puzzled look): huh? what happened? me? morning??
ak: ya.......
me: hmmm.. u mean.. why i am late is it?
ak: ya! i was goin to sms u if u r still not here yet
thus i explained to him that im taking bus to prevent people from stepping my toe...
he laughed... and i quickly jumped in to say :hey im serious!!!
i wonder if he thought that its a good joke....
i was initially thinking.. opps.. ali is keeping tab on me... shucks shucks!!

btw.. ali's face has been black for this whole week.. dont know why... pms i supposed... hence i was trying my best to lie low and avoid him if i can....
unfortunately, juz now... he suddenly remember me and ask me to send him a report.... i was like... oh.. pls.... let me make no mistake!!!
and phew.. he didnt find me anymore... phew....

old man was very restless today...
1st.. he came over and asked if any of us have any toothpicks....
innocently, we answered no... why?
then he said hes very sleepy
duh!!!
then juz now.. he came and ask us.. do u know whats the best way to stop coughing..?
his answer: take laxative...
double duh

then he was muttering.. why time so slow today
and... today... when people wished him "have a good weekend", he always replied " ok.. i will try"
hence when i went off, i told him " TRY to have a good weekend!"
he replied: ok..... i promised.... i promised...

wahahhahahaa

btw, i think im really down on my luck these days.. with regards to my bodyparts....

1st... i knocked my hand against the wall, resulting in a blue black.. plus little cut on my hand
nex day, i kicked my toe against the table... causing a bad sprain...
yesterday, i nearly sprained my thumb while talking to my friend
and juz now... i nearly sprained my foot... but lucky the fall was not full tuned... phew....

i need to go si ma lu to bai bai soon... i need good lucks... and to rid the bad lucks.....

really hope i will b safe and sound... of coz... not only me, my family and friends too!!!

be careful!!!

recovery path

juz to update u guys...
my toe shd be ok.....

yesterday, went to office.. despite my poor toe... and received some attention from my colleagues...
my boss made a face showing disgust.... and james was saying it looks bad... and ask me to seek medical help... dun let it turn black..

so scary.... hence in the end, i decided to go see a doc after work...

the doc pressed my toe... testing for fracture.. but it wasnt painful, hence he ruled out fracture... but to be on the safe side (bcoz of the swelling), he advise me to go for an xray..

today i am on mc... it is better.... not so swollen.. not so bruised and not so painful... i guess its juz a bad sprain ... i didnt go for the xray.

yesterday was limping around... and its really very tiring...
my calf muscles was soo exhausted when i come home... that i wasted no time to rest my legs....


and amazingly, ak didnt discover abt my toe...
only in 1 scene, he asked me why am i in slippers.. and my boss chup 1 leg... and sighed abt men.....

this morning, he sms me why he didnt see me in office... then i told him i hurt my toe...
then he replied to take care..then he added... he miss me badly....

oh man.. what a flirt he is!!!! few months ago, my heart may flutter... but being few mths older (and wiser), i wunt fall for such tricks anymore... i will juz pass it off... as a joke

laugh people... laugh!!!

muahahahahahhahahahaaa
wahahahahhahahahahahaa
hohohohohohohohohohoho

noisy bitch!

if i can scold a bad word now.. it would be.......

"can u pls f-ing shut up!!???"

this irritating neighbour of mine.. i tink taht bitch live my opposite blk.... she has been singing her karoke (its not ok!) since morning.......

wat the fish!!!! why is she soo noisy!!! i really think we shd ban home karoke.. dont they know they are disturbing the people like myself who is longing for a quiet and peaceful sunday at home?

and also.... her voice isnt exactly pleasing....

i could really kill her with her microphone!!!
irritating idiot!!!!!!

i tell u.. if i cant stand it anylonger... i would shout "shut up lah!!!! u sang like shit u know!!!!"

ban home karoke!!!!!

ban all noisy people!!!!!

banish them to pulau ubin!!!! or pulau hantu!! or pular pontianak!!!!

the journey

Look at my poor toe.....

1st pic... it was still a friendly reddish patch.. but it was indeed painful....

2nd pic... evening time.. it started to swell... and the brusie became purplish.... and touching it is painful.. walking is a pain too....

then 3rd n 4th pic... late evening... oh my god... it swelled more..... and the bruise became a "funny" sight... not like my ordinary blue blacck...

dun tell me i really broken my bones????

no pleaseee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p/s: the arrangement of the pic is distorted.. which is the 1st.. which is the last... u decide for urself... u r smart enough eh??

my poor toe...

my poor toe...

this morning.. i kicked it against table.. and ouch.. pain...

slowly... it bruised....

and now walking is a pain...

hope none of my bone is broken......

bless my toe!!

no sir, no dancing tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXZ1tygRaVw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyABnlXIlcY&mode=related&search=

my fave song of the moment.....

i dont feel like dancing

thinking whether i shd blog....

not really in the mood.. but its been long since i last blog... i feel bad for u guys that theres nothing new for you to entertain urself for 5 min.. hence here i am!!!

i have been working hard these 2 days... to the extent that i stayed in office ALONE til 815pm yesterday... brought homework back.. and do til 1am!!

what is happennig to me???

a strong sense of responsibility i guess... i juz wanna finish my work. period...

suddenly, i feel its been long since i zhobo in office....(well, its actually 2 days away lah.. but its long u know)

i guess nex week.. i will b ok agaain.. but tmr.. i can already visualise my pile of work.. on my messy table...

hehee

my life..... bought a new bag.. finally....

i mean.. yea.. after my coach bag... i promised myself not to buy a new bag for at least 2 yrs.. and everyday carry my coach bag... but i couldnt resist... hence.. ending up buying a YSL inspired bag.. ahhaa.. yup! the ysl 1 would cost me 2000++++, but mine.. cost... 39.90!! hahaha

cheap thrill....

been listening much to "sexy back" and other hippy songs..... borrowed some cds from james... now im getting so hippy!!!!!

*i'm bringing sexy back.. yea!!!*

ak suspected of having dengue fever....

erm... what else happen in my life?

oh... my ex nb... ximen has left... so sad.... i really mean it... i will miss him... his occasional disturbance to my life....

on his last day i saw him in the lift in the morning... then i told him to come say bye when he go...

then he tell me " dun cry ar!"

me: i try lah

then later he came around to say bye... then tarzan ask me why i never give him goodbye kiss

i told tarzan to give on my behalf

then i continued saying... " i know u r a good kisser...... opps!!!"

ximen looked at me with wide wide eyes.....

then tarzan say.. hey.. u dun anyhow say....

me: oh... i let him know already.........

and i act regretful... wahhahahaa

anyway.. all the best ximen... u will always be in my heart!!!

p/s: random pictures.. just to spice up my entry... thats all!

sleepyhead

wwooo... finally i am back...
i know, i know.. im being missed....
well.. im so sorry lah.. i had been engaged recently.. too engaged that i dont even have time to check my email and surf flowerpod..
i had been busy.... sleeping!!!
Mon i slept at 1130
tues i slept at 1030!!!
wed... i slept at abt 1230... though in between i was dozing left n right....hahahaa
finally today... i feel kinda awake.. hence decide to blog...

i got 101 things to blog abt... but so little time, and energy...

lets talk abt my life.....
Monday
highlight of the day was going to Katong for lunch!! For the benefits of my overseas fans, katong is in the east side of the island... and my office is central/west area... so the car ride was roughly abt 20 min.....
went with james, tarzan, sang.... had a ball of a time.. i kept disiao tarzan... was so funny... but i kinda forgot what was being said...
but 1 memorable one was... oh.. he was saying he cant b social escort.. coz he not handsome and he got attitude problem... blah blah.. then said what rich old woman can keep him.. blah blah.. then he said... give me an offer that i cant refuse...
then i answered: $100!
tarzan: $100!! u use the $ to up his ass lah!!!
me: ok... increase abit... 120!!!!
tarzan: 120???
me: okok.... abit more... 125... last price!
tarzan: wat last price... u think now 7th mth is it!

wahahahha

Anyway, it was really my 1st time eating Katong Laksa @ Katong... oh well... it was juz ok.. not fantastic....

then we went for kopi @ killiney kopitiam...
what a lunch huh? hehehe

thats all i remember abt monday.. my exciting (and FREEE ) lunch.

Tues... i also juz rem lunch... coz it was free again.... we went AV for chicken rice... i intro the guys 1... and they think its not bad! hehee.. trust my taste ok... my taste is good!!!

Wed.... we went GWC for Ichiban Boshi.... FREE lunch again!! i did offer to pay the bill... but my boss refused! too bad....

Today... we went Prima Revolving Towers.... and what else, but FREEE lunch again....
2 overseas colleagues came to Singapore for training, hence the free dimsum lunch... and when we reached, james said he ordered juz alittle...
but no... the table was full!!! lotsa and lotsa food!!! and i was saying.. ya.. he order a little.. a little of EVERYTHING!

Mikey, sang n myself took tarzan's car... when we got to the carpark, tarzan opened the back door (where im supposed to sit). then i exclaimed... wah! u so nice... open the door for me??????
(Actually he was opening the door to check that his stuff have been placed so that we can take the back seats)
then he said... he declared upfront that he is no gentlemen.. said singapore women dun deserve it... u all wan equal rights... open the door urself!
wahahahaa... hes such a grumpy fella...

throughout.. he was complaining abt his work to mikey... blah blah blah...

then we reached the restaurant... and he happened to sit beside me.. i was asking him to sit elsewhere so sang can sit besdie me.. then he told sang to sit elsewhere so he can know more people...
then i told tarzan: ok.. u sit beside me u muz serve me 1 ok...
then he started whole thing abt equal rights.. blah blah blah....

As the 2 overseas colleagues are new to the organisation... the guys kept feeding them with all the crappy stufff...... telling them all the wrong things...
1 of the colleague was in another division and said that many people from his old division wanna come to our division.. then have to ballot!
then mikey took the toothpicks and "qiu chien" patterns
then tarzan said... everything has already been planned...his name was being held by the boss
then old man said the boss carry 1 whole stack of resume.. draw a line somewhere and throw...
see whoever pass the line will get the job. then he added.. what people ask.. its not fair. how abt those who are not over the line..? and the reply would be: i dont need any unlucky people
wahahaha
then james said... i tot its the resume... got baht in between the pages...
wahahahhaa

seee... my dear colleagues....they r soo full of crap!


oh my god... almost 1 whole week of free lunches... i feel so bad....

batam!

back from my short short trip.... from Batam!

The trip was ok... 2 continous days of massage.. can u beat that? haha.. but seriously speaking, im not 1 who enjoy massage so much... in fact.. it was quite painful to me... but i guess the pain is healthy? hehee

We stayed @ Holidays Inn resort... which is damn damn far from any happening place...
hence mostly we have to travel by cabs.. and i tell u.. the cabby there are suckers! They suck your Money! Or i should say.. they suck Singaporean money. IMagine, the living standard is sooo low there.. yet a cab trip can easily cost S$10! I think $4 is more appropriate. Nevertheless, we relied on cabby to travel around.
1st, we went to Nagoya town... its supposed to be 1 of the happening places.. as in.. there r shoppin malls there... but quite sucky lah... clothes.. cant buy.. bags..cant buy...
u wunt wanna be spotted with them in Singapore, i assure u

But we have our A & W.... how long has it been since Singaporean eat A & W? well.. i dunt even remember my last time... maybe in primary schools? 20 years ago?
Then we ventured out of the shopping mall, in search of IndoThai Massage... walked around... and cant find it at all.... worse thing is.. i have conveniently forgotten to bring out the address!
But lucky i remeber its somewhere beside "penuin centre" Lucky... i remember this.. coz i kept thinking.. why dont they juz name it penguin centre? more interesting name! hahaha

Anyway, we have to take cab there again! Its not for walking by foot.. the short 10 minuteish trip cost abt S$4!
We went for aromatheraphy massage +Scrub which lasted 3 hours... total cost abt S$45... which is comparatively cheap. We had misunderstood the guy saying the package cost $24... which will be damn cheap.... the massuer i got... was very strong.... really press and knead me sooo hard that i have gotten 3 blue black on my leg... im not kidding! i didnt stop her coz i tot the painer... the better the effect... hahaha but it was pretty good.. she scrubbed my body totally... that it can glow! Then she gave me the twist neck thingy... she asked me to relax... and my mind was thinking... is she going to crack me? oh no!
im really afriad of breaking my neck man.. but there she goes... crack!!!
aw man! lucky... my neck was still intact... what an experience!
this was the 2nd time i do a massage.... and the idea of presenting my bare naked body has sunked into me... that im no longer shy...

then we went for a seafood dinner at this ugly run down place which is behind the massage place... cats were loitering around.. i cant eat in peace with cats around... but i forced myself... til to the extent that they stopped beside me and looked at me... that i lost my appetite..
ANyway, we ordered chilli crabs, steamed grouper, hotplate tofu and soup... and all these cost S$36 for 2 of us... quite cheap! my fave was the steamed grouper.. that was nice! chilli crab was ok... the crab abit small.

then we proceed back to our hotel.. it was already 9+ their time( they are 1 hr behind us)
parts of the road was pitch dark... we passed by those slums... which look so ugly, unbearable, run down.. i really cant imagine myself to be living in such conditions... after these sights.. im always very happy that i lived in Singapore... where everything is so near and organised...
and if i were to live there, i would die! There is no shopping to be enjoyed... and i think the most expensive cosmetic brand they have their is... loreal?? even got counter for loreal and maybelline.. can u believe this?

Forget to mention this... my hotel room is a suite!!! Suite leh!! but then... its really nothing impressive... its juz like a normal room.. where the sofa is divided from bedroom.. 1 thing i dont like is... the tv is in the living room.. not in front of the bed! i cant fall asleep on bed while watching tv!

2nd day.... went to megamall.. which is unfortunately the most interesting place... for us to shop....
we went for our 2nd massage.. @ Tiara mustika.. which i read was like 10 min away from megamall.. so i tot... lets go!
Who knows... we actually have to travel by cab there.. which took 10 min.. sigh....
whatever, got a cab.. and this bloody cab driver..... he did not know the place.. n brought us round and round... at 1st at the taxi counter.. the rate stated was 35,000 rp.. which is abt... $7? bloody hell rite? 10 min ride cost S$7! Suckers!!!
he tried to call his friends to ask where is the place. but his lousy friends dont know... then finally, he saw the tel number on my paper and decided to call them for directions...
i was thinking.. sigh.. dun blame him lah... hes doing all that he can.. what a good guy he is!

when we finally reach the place and alight... he said it will cost 50,000 rp.. and he was signalling with his hand that he went round and round.. and he made calls.. thats why 50,000...loody hell this stupid prick!!! my travelmate wanna argue with him that it was him who dont know the place.. shouldnt penalise us...
seeing that he dont really understand english and all... its juz a waste of time arguing with him... so i said... give him and ask him to fuck off.
i was thinking.. if only my ali was there.. he would have f the guy upside down.. and maybe ended up giving him only 1,000 rp (20 sing cent.. whahahaa)

the massage place was good.. at least this massuer use the appropriate strength... and nice atmosphere... we only have 1 hour to spend.. hence we went for the 1 hr massage.. else we can take the whole package of suana and scrub.. how wonderful!

then we went back to megamall for the last leg of shopping (or is it the 1st leg actually)
went hypermart and grab some mandi lulur body scrub... and the max they cost was like S$2 for 1 tub.. my body gonna glow man! hehehe
and some keropoks... and of coz... donuts!!!!
but shit happens... migraine struck me again... was feeling terrible... damn terrible... was so nauseous.. and the bumpy road agrivate it all.. went back hotel and puked...
felt much better.. but the head still ache... was huggin my head throughout the ferry..

verdict.. go for the cheap massage... and hypermart.... and to remind yourself of the poverty of other countries...