crappish day

today... im in a disiao mood...
juz feel like disiao-ing people... as much as people wanna disiao me...

in the morning, my boss came in late...hes going japan today...
then old man ask me : where is ur boss?
then i said i dunno.. coz he never tell me..
then he said... he muz b worried that he will be late for his flight (fyi, hes taking 6pm flight.. hahaha and it was abt 10am that time)
then ak ask me to give him a call... ask him where he is...
then i added: and say margie looking for him???
wahahahahhaa

then later my boss came in... and he came over and whispered.. saying many people ask me why i was not in office yesterday. he was whispering hence i tot.. shit.. something big muz have happened?? got into some1 black book?
then he continue... then james also say he will come in late... so we were wondering.. where did u n james went last night?
my heart was going..."chey!!!"
hence i said: cant tell u lah.... wait u go tell other people... hmmmmmmm

hahaha.. then later... went lunch with mikey and old man and sang...
took old man car . i took the back seat and there was a towel on my seat.
guess what i say????!!!
ok... hard to guess 1....
i asked old man: am i supposed to sit on the towel?
whahahahaa.. what an idiot question

then later.. we went abc to eat... mikey bought some popiah.. and guess what i said???
u wunt guess it correctly in a hundred years...
i said: u buy this popiah from the popiah stall???
every1 went quiet... then gave a silly smile.
old man: what kind of question is this?
mikey: i wanna say... definately not from the duck rice stall
ya.. what a question..
but my intention was.. coz earlier i saw tis stall which only sell popiah.. hence its popiah stall to me... abit duh.. but..
whatever

then old man ate til so full that he said: now i understand how a 6 mths pregnant woman feel like..

then later.. ak came in, with 1 bag of food... then he said :xiaomei, this is for u
i acted agitated and shoot: what xiaomei!!! call me xiaojie!
then he said: oh.. i didnt know u come out and do 1...
-_-"

i offered the food to old man and he refused to take saying.. hes already 6 mths ...
then i said: make it 8 mths lah!!
then ak said: dun worry... i help u.. i give u a punch.. then u get miscarriage... then u can eat already
old man: but the problem is.. i got a twins!
ak: then i punched twice lor....

then later... i offered the food to tarzan. he said he had his already.. not nice.. he dun wan..
then later he ask: francis buy 1 rite? i dun wan to eat... if u buy 1... then i eat
wah!!!! he is flirting with me man!
hence i replied: ok.. monday i buy for u .. u eat ok?
tarzan: k....

then james was telling mikey to buy him tee from japan.. was telling him he need XXL... then suddenly talk abt porn... and said he wan triple X 1s...
then mikey was shaking my head towards me... then i said: help me buy also leh! i wan double X 1.... enough already
mikey: actually... triple x and double x... got what difference?
james: its the number of girls lah
then in my heart i was thinking... then single X leh? DIY show??
but i didnt say.. dun wanna reveal my kinky self to them... wahahhaa

crappy day huh....

some jokes from old man....
mikey: what does ABC stand for?
old man: All Bo Chup.....

old man: u all juz go and get marry lah... u know.. u can never get the best man in the world... coz the best man is always beside the groom
duH~

was on the topic of dogs.. and their habits.. routines...
old man: ya... they did a test rite? everytime they ring the bell, the dogs will salivate.. coz they know its meal time...
i do also... last time always when recess time.. the bell ring.. and i salivate... thats how i learn also

wahahahahah