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Me: tmr toto 3.3m leh!!

Tz: I know… I buy already….i think this whole life if I work… I will never have the chance to smell 3mil man….

Me: nvm lah.. when I collect my $, I will let u smell it ok? only for u, u know..

Tz: wah… u r sooo kind. There is not so much kind people left in this world now

Me: of coz… u r soo lucky to have 1 so near to you….

Tz: ya.. im so fortunate man!

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James: can i have something sweet from you to suck?

Me: yes….

Then I shoved my thumb to his face.

Me: nah….my thumb very sweet

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Tarzan was taking the old dried mango.. and old man asked him to try the new 1s.. (7D! World best!)
tz: nvm lah.. i eat the old 1.. help u all finish it.
me: wah... u so nice 1 meh?
tz: u mean u dont know??
me: ya... til now then i know....
tz: how come u dont know??
me: coz u dont look as nice as you really are!
tz: ahhh... see... this teach u a lesson... never judge by appearance
me: ya! can judge by look 1 huh! now i know