the accidental eveasdropper

Tarzan (to ximen): Hey... free for kopi?
XM: simi taiji?
TZ: ai meng li ming kia
XM: meng lah... mian kopi eh
TZ: wa ai meng li sensitive ai ming kia.... tan pa lang tia tio...
XM: chup dee chun lah!
TZ: basket! here got ladies u know......
XM: what..... chup dee chun........

puzzled? luckily i understand Hokkien.. so here i am to remove ur puzzled look...
tz: wanna go coffee?
xm: what you want from me?
tz: i wanna ask u some question
xm: ask lah
tz: i wanna ask sensitive questions.. wait other hear
xm: 12 inch lah
tz: basket..........

yes.... those guys.... and all the while... i juz continue lookin at my screen.. as if i don understand... wahhaa
i shd have turned around and make a face!