old man... a joke machine

Juz back from my dept early xmas lunch! We went to a jap restaurant @ Pan pac hotel… damn expensive.. and I think what I ordered tasted soso…. Not worth the price…
Me n san took old man car… and hes a joke machine! He really got a lot of jokes on his sleeve man….
1st… we saw ximen in the lift…..
We went at 12pm.
Ximen: ooh… ur xmas lunch really very early hor?
Old man (with a straight face): not really lah… we are supposed to go at 11 ….

Here is a few jokes ….
Old man: do you all know stevie wonder?
We: yes
Om: have u seen his wife?
We: no…….
Om: hmmm.. but its ok.. he hasn’t seen her before too.
(duh)
Om: u know why his name is called stevie wonder?
We: dunno….
Om: coz he always wonder how his wife looks like…
(duh duh)

Aiya.. he said a lot…. But I cant really remember….

Then he asked abt this band called “boyz to men”
He said he cant say he like boyz to men…….
That’s why the group fade away…..