Jane was murdered!

This is an extract from my SMSes... Quite hilarious! Pls relate it to
the orchard chopped body case of the filipino maid, Jane.
Though I really must clear the air here... I am still alive and kicking!

Really! Don't be scare!!

Bestmate: jane was murdered! U the body found in orchard!
Jane: choy!! Don't suay mouth lah!
Bestmate: when is the wake? I go bai bai
Jane:(forgot what was my reply )

It was raining....
Jane: best mate, I feel very cold.... Can you burn some clothes for
me....?
Bestmate: your season is over.. Pls go back to where you belong
Jane: but I cant bear to leave you.. I miss u leh
Bestmate: just go..
Jane: but I don't know where I should go... Shd I go orchard or
macritchie?
Bestmate: just go... God will lead the way.....

Hahahaa..... Inspired by my stupid bestmate in sgp! Anyway, these is all craps.. not to be taken seriously ok?

I am really still alive! In one piece!